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Song Parodies -> "Crash into Me (Oh, Mai)"

Original Song Title:

"Crash into Me"

Original Performer:

Dave Matthews Band

Parody Song Title:

"Crash into Me (Oh, Mai)"

Parody Written by:

Red Rebel

The Lyrics

Another tune of Yu-Gi-Oh. This time it's Joey referring to Mai.
You've got your shield
You've got your whip
Tied to me tight, tie me up again
Who's got their claws
In me my friend?
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
And sweet you roll
Hot for you, I'm so hot for you

Oh, and you come crash into me
And I come into you
And I come into you
In a boy's dream
In a boy's dream

Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare-skinned and crazy...for you

Oh, and you come crash into me
Baby, and I come into you
In a boy's dream
In a boy's dream

And if I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
To forgive me
In my haste
When I'm holding you so girl
Close to me

Oh and you come crash into me, yeah
Baby, and I come into you

Hike up your skirt a little more
And show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me
In a boy's dream
In a boy's dream

Oh, I watch you there
Through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing, but you
Wear it so well
Tied up and twisted
The way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash into me
Come crash into me, yeah

Crash into me...
Crash into me...

You know, I'm the king of the castle
You're the slutty rascal, crash into me
Please crash into me, baby...
Oh, no no no...
Yes, I see the flames
Come and crash into me
See the flames come and crash into me
Crash into me
Ha ha ha...yeah, ol' Joe just makes her go "WHEE...LER!"Claws AS IN Harpie Lady, flames AS IN Flame Swordsman[Cyber] Shield...[Rose] Whip

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