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Song Parodies -> "Forget To Flush"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much"

Original Performer:

Dave Mathews Band

Parody Song Title:

"Forget To Flush"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

don't ya hate it when your roommate leaves a surprise in your bowl?
Straight down, suck up and flow
Cool it, swallow, swallow
Breathe deep, smell it all
the dung reeks
Spilled it on the floor
well, try to aim this time
the rim's covered in slime
don't wanna soil my skin
ooh toilet jam
got more sludge all over my hand
suck it up, suck it up, zip, suck it up
fill it up till no more
Goin' crazy, creep
You've got it spilling on me
cause I'm not sanitized
plunger keeps on going

Forget to flush
Forget to flush
Forget to flush
Please flush!

You gotta get it sometime
I mean, you never know
maybe... you're cleaning

Who do you think is washing?
Who do you think is clean?
Pray for me, pray more
That he's got a bidet
Oh no more!
It's goin' over my shoulders
Gonna take more
More cleanser, bottle by bottle

Forget to flush
Forget to flush
Forget to flush
Please flush!

Oh my god!
The sink smells real funky
I've gotta clean up the faucet,
the drawers, you know
don't got a stomach for
acting like you're not older
I'm not going to be your mummy
You're gonna mop it today

Forgot to flush
Forgot to flush
Forgot to flush
Don't touch!

Suck it up, suck it up (ad infinitum with the sound of a flush)

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Joelle - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!
MAD LIBS - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
REST IN PEACE
MrMacphisto - June 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm not dead, I'm just on a very long hiatus... lol
NorCalvotrix - July 01, 2011 - Report this comment
. . . norCAL lament: If it's yellow . . . just let it mellow. If it's brown . . . better flush it down!

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