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Song Parodies -> "Girls Like That Don't Go For Guys With Puss"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Like That Don't Go For Guys Like Us"

Original Performer:

Custard

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Like That Don't Go For Guys With Puss"

Parody Written by:

Stuart Kidd

The Lyrics

Girls like that
Girls like that don't go for guys with puss
Every time my face goes splat
She says simply "no", "uh uh"
This ugly little crater face
It just looks quite horrific

I keep on suffering from that oily feeling
I keep on suffering from that oily feeling
My face is throbbing and I fear it will blow
No good for the ego

(Guitar)

Now listen
Girls like that
Girls like that don't go for guys with puss
I ask her for the facts
Is slime so serious

She says my zit farm makes her hurl
It makes her hurl it's such a sad affliction
Oozing out as white as pearls
Every time I talk I fret; this is appalling
For now I am dithering, from acne based hysteria

I keep on suffering from that oily feeling
I keep on suffering from that oily feeling
My face is throbbing and I fear it will blow
No good for the ego

I keep on suffering from that oily feeling
My face is throbbing and I think I'll blow it
I'll scrub with Clearasil and hope for healing
For healing
For healing

Boo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo

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