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Song Parodies -> "The Door Wont Open"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creed

Parody Song Title:

"The Door Wont Open"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John & Monaco Chris

The Lyrics

This song is one of the last songs Chris May or Monaco Chris had a part in working on. He wrote the first verse and chorus, but never finished it. It stayed in my computer for about 3 months and after he passed away, I decided to finish it and submit it. This is the first of many uncompleted songs that will be submitted in the near future. Peace Ghetto John, and rest in peace Monaco Chris.
[Monaco Chris]
Well Jimmy had,
a hard time today,
an old wood door,
stood in his way,
he closed his eyes,
and chopped it down to size,
but its still there.
to his surprise

[Monaco Chris]
The door wont open,
that door is too tight,
look at Jimmies face,
he has tried everything,
the door wont open.

[Ghetto John]
Well he dont know ,
If hes ready,
to use that saw,
on this door he sees
He closed his eyes,
the saw is at his side,
oh my gosh!
there goes his thigh!

[Monaco Chris]
The door wont open,
that door is too tight,
look at Jimmies face,
he has tried everything,
[Ghetto John]
the door wont open.
now his whole life will change,
he lost his leg,
and his wifes diamond ring,
the door wont open

guitar solo

[Ghetto John]
if he had just one wish,
only one demand,
he would wish that door,
would no longer stand,
so he could get inside,
of that long lost room,
because of that old door,
he has felt his doom.

[Monaco Chris]
The door wont open,
that door is too tight,
look at jimmies face,
he has tried everything,
the door wont open.
now his whole life will change,
he lost his leg,
and his wifes diamond ring,
the door wont open


Rest In Peace Monaco Chris 1984-2003

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... - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
The original song is from the 2000s not 90s. It came out in the year 2000 and won a grammy for Best Rock Song. I don't know where you got 90s from. The song did not exist prior to Jan 1, 2000 (except maybe inthe recording studio, but it wasnt released until 00).
Jeff Reuben - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Boy, some serious sticklers for detail about the decade!
Ellipsis - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I just think it would make things much easier, especially for reference purposes, if things were properly labeled.
Jonathan C. - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe it would, but this is trivial in light of a young man's death.' ...' should show more compassion.
Ghetto John - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
The Album itself was released in 1999, thus the song is from the 90's. Release really doesnt mean to much. Im going on the basis of the album. But any ways Peace --- Ghetto John.
I wish I was Roger Taylor - June 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thinking of you always Monaco Chris (Sob) (Sniffle) (Blow) Sigh!!!! :(
... - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Right you are, ghetto john, although the song itself didn't become a hit on the charts until 00. I guess it's not totally wrong to put it in 90s if it was released then. However, if something was actually released on or after 1/1/00, then it would go in 2000s. Anyway, 'nuff said.
haha funnyman - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
why why why you monaco chris why why not me instead cry cry cry cry cry cry (sniff) reast in peace

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