Song Parodies -> His Mouth's Wide Open
| Original Song Title: | "With Arms Wide Open" |
| Original Performer: | Creed |
| Parody Song Title: | "His Mouth's Wide Open" |
| Parody Written by: | Mark Scotti |
Food for fodder... This just in... "Biden has a well-deserved reputation of being verbose and gaffe-prone," said Larry Sabato, a political science professor at the University of Virginia. "His nickname is 'The mouth.' " "The reporters are going to be on gaffe patrol," he added. "He doesn't even need a beer." This just in... Last year Biden had said Obama was 'not yet ready for the presidency' This just in... More recently, Biden was quoted by New York Observer as describing Obama as "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy." This just in.... WASHINGTON (AFP) – Vice President Joe Biden courted controversy Thursday by appearing to recommend the US public avoid travel on planes and subways to prevent swine flu from spreading. This just in.... A Fox News report said Biden revealed the location of the bunker at a Gridiron Club dinner. Biden told his dinner mates that the bunker was under the old US Naval Observatory.
Joe Biden met the press today
He said our lives are going to change
Don't fly the skies, travel delay
But that view is just what I embrace
Joe's mouth's wide open
Words like fright night
Repair every phrase
He's such a dingaling
His mouth's wide open
And the press is always ready
To pick up his vocal debris
Joe takes a breath, gave his bunker site
Like a mccaw, his babbles blight
Joe's mouth's wide open
Please aim a stun gun
Speech is so displaced
He'll reveal everything
His mouth's wide open
Please waterboard arrange
Smarts to speak of
Left him like a fast train
His mouth's wide open
He should just go fish
Keep from repremands
Like a missile I see
Shot off and unplanned
Scranton's Barney Fife
His voice gets out of hand
His mouth could end the world
Joe's mouth's wide open...
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Thanks and location of bunker to you, Alvin!
So he revealed the secret location where Cheney USED to be, but isn't anymore? So what? Call me crazy, but I like the fact that Biden speaks his mind. He a goofy, entertaining old coot.
I was bidin' my time, but then a little birdie said I should fly the 555's your way!!! (Just wondering, is a mccaw a 'Scottish' species of macaw?)
Thanks McKludge. Yes, he does make for good parody.
Thanks Leo(for the fives AND spotting the typo..)!
He's easy prey for jokes, but I agree with McKludge...good work on the parody, though
Thanks, AFW. I don't take stands, just write parodies and this seemed to be a perfect fit for Joe...
. . . emptiness is just a thing called Joe . . .
Thanks, UnKnown!!
What a title switch! ... and the intro had me ROFLMAO so much, ya didn't even need the parody! (which is a good thing, since TT DKTOS -- but it captured well the goofball portrayed by his own words in the intro).
Can you imagine if some right-winger -- Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh -- 'described Obama as "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."? We'd still be hearing about it. From anyone else, it's despicable racism. From Joe Bigmouth, it's another laughable eccentricity. The only thing that's not funny: that he's a heartbeat from the Presidency. Top Fives, and great medley of quotes. Reality makes for the best comedy :-)
Can you imagine if some right-winger -- Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh -- 'described Obama as "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."? We'd still be hearing about it. From anyone else, it's despicable racism. From Joe Bigmouth, it's another laughable eccentricity. The only thing that's not funny: that he's a heartbeat from the Presidency. Top Fives, and great medley of quotes. Reality makes for the best comedy :-)
You said it, Tom!!
They sure give us a LOT of material for parodies!!!
Tommy Turtle and AFW said it! I liked this parody a lot, and Joe Biden will probably be the fodder of jokes for Obama much like Cheney was for W. and Dan Quayle was for Bush Senior, for a long time to come. Obama seems like a good president, but I'll have to wait until the next State of the Union speech to make sure. (That gives enough time to judge him, plus hearing what he has to say.) But I don't really like Joe Biden, and I would have rather seen Hillary Clinton, John Kerry or Dennis Kucinich as VP. 5s.
Thanks, Andria. Yes, Joe is MUCH food for fodder...
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