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Song Parodies -> "Not Just A Defender"

Original Song Title:

"Arms Wide Open"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Not Just A Defender"

Parody Written by:

Sunny Brahma

The Lyrics

Well its when I hit a rich vein of form while playing soccer... I'm a defender but scored a lot of goals!!!!!
Well i just curled,
a kick today,
seems my style, is gonna change,
I scored one goal,I made em pay,
Became the one, to score again...

But i'm a defender,
playing in the backline,
Stopping others fore,
I'm not suppose to score,
Cause I'm a defender...

Cause I'm a defender!

Well I donno, if i'm steady,
To play forward, now dont say please,
I'll score away, n than i'll score again,
but defensive's how, I play the game.....

Cause I'm a defender,
Playing in da backline,
I can play in the midfield,
But... I was not that skilled,
to play as a forward,

Now everything has changed,
I can score goals, I can do everything,
Not just a defender....

Not Just a defender....

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Song title cop - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
The full title of TOS is "With Arms Wide Open."

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