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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Little Kids"

Original Song Title:

"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

Original Performer:

Crash Test Dummies

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid Little Kids"

Parody Written by:

martyn mercer UK

The Lyrics

once there was this boy who
got his hand stuck down the loo
and couldn't pull it back out
and when his arm finally set free
his folks, weren't exactly happy
they sent to his room
and refuse the daft kid supper

mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,

then there was this girl who
decided to chicken when his parents told him not to
and she ran across the road
got hit
by some unsuspecting driver
but now she's lying there
in some A&E clinic

mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,
mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,

they should have learnt
to behave themselves
these stupid kids
are risking thier own health,

and then i knew this one child,
went for this swim in a pond
and drowned to his certain death
and when his parents found out
they cried,
'cos little timmy is dead now
they should have been supervising
and parents can be dumb too....

mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,
mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

(you get the point of the song really low voice till the end of the song, going aaahhh all the time)
(c) martyn mercer (UK)

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 9

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DJKaito - January 15, 2003 - Report this comment
What's a loo?
martyn mercer UK - January 16, 2003 - Report this comment
it's a toilet, does that answer your question?
DJkaito - January 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes it does. Thank you.
I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I take it from your question to Marty, DJ, that you're an American!!! Am I right? Have you ever been to England? If so, you should know that loo is short for Toilet!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh! Bloody Americans!!!!!!! I think you need an education DJ and I think you need to get laid as well. I hope the girl is English or even better, an Australian like me (although nobody would've guessed with a name like mine, Ha! Ha!) Good day folks!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Your Worst Nightmare - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is okay. The pacing is pretty good, and the humor is about mediocre. I give it a 4/3/4/. I really think that 'I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle' is being rude, and it is not Djkaito's fault that he or she didn't know what "loo" meant.
martyn mercer uk - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
actually, to answer 'i wish i was fifi trixiebelle' I AM ENGLISH!! SUFFOLK COUNTY!! WHOOO!! i am not american, i am english. there are a few things i could say about austrailia but i'm not like that. though i do like 'neighbours' so let's make up shall we? go on gimmee a cuddle...please?

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