Once, there was this kid who
Put on a green tunic
And a long green cap to match it
And when evil threatened
He sent their warlord back to his maker
He saved his shiny kingdom
And cut up all the monsters

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once, there was this girl who
Put on battle armor to confuse everybody
And she hunted bounties
Until she landed on a strange planet
She used her sweet arm cannon
And blew up floating brain things

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

The boy and
Girl met their match
Cause one guy
Did more than them

And then there was this guy who
Lived in a nice kingdom
Where the people looked like mushrooms
But then his hour came when
The fair princess was suddenly kidnapped
He jumped right into action
And saved the princess so fair

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

*Oo-ing*