Once there was this band who
Had a long-haired singer who sang lower than he should and
They sang real sad stories
They made
Some money to get a haircut

But when they tried to get one
Their hair it turned to
Bright white

Mmm, Mmm, Good, Good
Save this money

It would be the only
Single that they wrote that ever made the charts
They are still a band to day
They sing
Songs that sound a lot like this one

The sound they tried to change it
It always was the
Same Thing

Mmm, Mmm, Good, Good
Save this money
Mmm, Mmm, Good, Good
Save this money

They kept on tryin to sing lots of
Songs about sad girls and boys

Once there was this lead singer
When he said Mmm, Mmm his mouth looked kind of strange
And when he wrote this song
VH1 Called it the worst pop song of all time

Its really good the first time
but then its really
Grating

Mmm, Mmm, Good, Good
Save this money
Mmm, Mmm, Good, Good
So we can write more songs about sad boys and girls at a play and you can buy them!

(Choir) Buy Noooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE

(Fade Out)