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Song Parodies -> "Headline News"

Original Song Title:

"Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crash Test Dummies

Parody Song Title:

"Headline News"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Once There Was This Singer Who
Appeared On SNL With A Sore Throat
And When She Started Singing
She Was Caught Lyp-Syncing On The Air
Her Vocal Chords Were So Bad
They Took A Commerical Break

Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm

Once There Was This Baseball Team
Since 1918, They Couldn't Win The Series
But When They Faced The Yankees
They Broke A Curse Without The Babe
They Would Not Hit A Home Run
But They Had A Good Year

Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm

They All Were Happy
So They Keep It In Their Minds

And Then There Was This Pop Star
Gets Arrested All The Time
Because Of Children Abuse
And When He Was Found Guilty
He Said He Will Sing Again
He Couldn't Quite Explain It
He Would'nt Just Be There

Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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bobpiecheese - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
didn't weird al already do this song?
Weird Al - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes I Did, Now Green Bloodied Hound Dogs Did It.
Jon S. - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not complaining. The title's the same, but the content's different

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