Once there was this guy who,
Crash landed on a planet where gorilla's were the leaders and
When he finally came to,
He said "get your paws of me you dirty ape!"
Nobody could explain it
No humans there could talk

And then, these two chimpanzees
Tried to take him of to a forbidden cave and river
But then Dr. Zaius found them
And said they would go to jail
But then a human doll talked and everybody was amazed.

And then, he got on a horse and he rode down the beach to get away from all
these monkeys,
But then, to his amazement he saw, the Statue of Liberty
Did we all destroy it? He damned us all to hell!!