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Song Parodies -> "(Why'd you have to pull my) Finger"

Original Song Title:

"Linger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"(Why'd you have to pull my) Finger"

Parody Written by:

Captain Cleghorn

The Lyrics

I wish, that it could return
The match can burn
The smell can fade
And sure I'm happier
But it's just my flatulance
It's tearing me apart
It's ruining everyday

I swore, I swore I would be good
but, honey, so did you
Gave me those beans right out of the can
That diet wasn't part of my plan
Eating cabbage all the time
Or was it sauerkraut to you

But I fooled you
You know I'm such a joker for you
The smell, I wish it wouldn't linger
Why'd you have to pull my finger
Why'd you have to
Why'd you have to pull my finger

Oh, I thought I loved you
I thought that nothing could go wrong
but I was wrong
I was wrong

If I, maybe I could just try
not to let gas slip by
You wouldn't be a nincompoop
And I wouldn't have to poop
but you always knew
That was my gas that blew

And I fooled you
You know I'm such a joker for you
The smell, I wish it wouldn't linger
Why'd you have to pull my finger
Why'd you have to
Why'd you have to pull my finger

and I fooled you
You know I'm such a joker for you
The smell, I wish it wouldn't linger
Why'd you have to pull my finger
Why'd you have to
Why'd you have to pull my finger

You know I'm such a joker for you
The smell, I wish it wouldn't linger
Why'd you have to pull my finger
Why'd you have to
Why'd you have to pull my finger

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