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Song Parodies -> "Seven Days with Ray"

Original Song Title:

"Seven Days"

Original Performer:

Craig David

Parody Song Title:

"Seven Days with Ray"

Parody Written by:

Fat shady

The Lyrics

Reply to "fatshadymusic@excite.com"
Seven Days with Ray!


y'know what. i just got back from AA


Fat shady, seven days, (twist top opening)


[Verse 1]
On my way to see my girlfriend
for the walk i took a bottle of brandy ( liquor pouring sound)
As i walked through the subway
I saw one guy but he looked like three
in my back pocket, was a fist full o money
in the mood for a party
no idea of the time, forgot about the girlfriend
and six hours later it was light again tomorrow was neigh
did you drink wine, No
d' żou remember the night, i don't think so
was it for real, damn sure
what was the deal, had a kebab around four
you know where you been, i remember a lake
feelin green, well you were out late
Met a guy Ray, he said he'd love to rendezvous
for a week we drank heaps of booze
said we'd start with a case of thooeys new


[chorus]

monday, took him for a drink on tuesday
we were pretty trashed on wednesday
and on thursday and Friday and Saturday
Went home on Sunday
i met this guy on Monday
Took him for a drink on Tuesday
We were pretty trashed on Wednesday
and on thursday and friday and saturday
went home on Sunday

[Verse2]


Nine , was the time, ooo i'll be gettin mine and
and what she'll do's a crime
smooth talkin, dont try me
she'd love to abuse me all night long
ow, hated how hard she kicked me
from the front to the back she slapped me
and i oh oh yeah
didn't really care
cos i was drunk and didn't feel it
ooh yeah
i'm not a man to play around , baby
ooh yeah
pissin up all week isn't really fair
after a jug of illusions girl
hmmm, you didn't seem that fat
cos'there's no need to chat
not now that i'm flat on my back
from the subway to my home
beeelllsss ringing it wasn't my phone
now that i'm feelin all alone
all i've gotta do is call ray, call ray,


[Chorus]


since i met my special friend Ray, yeah
i can't get him off my mind
he's one of a kind
and i aint about to deny it
it's a special kind of thing with you, oh

[chorus]


Protected under Australian Copyright Act 1968.

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