I see the box,
in a quiet place,
I switch it on,
at a real fast pace,
I feel so happy,
smile on my face,
I can watch the telly.

But it's a fantasy,
there's nothing on I see,
nothing good,nothing good on tv,
you must get the idea,

That I'm feeling so relaxed when I'm watching tv,
I'm watching all this stuff on the tv screen,
I am feeling so relaxed when you come and join me,
and I'm on the settee,
but there's no good tv.

I get so bored,
it's a real disgrace,
I'll lose myself,
if that is the case,
I feel so empty,
see it on my face,
what's on the telly?

It's a mystery,
why there's nothing good on tv.
Nothing good,nothing good on tv,
you must get the idea,

That I'm sitting on the couch when I'm watching tv,
I'm watching all these films on the tv screen,
I am feeling so relaxed if you come and join me,
and I'm on the settee,but there's no good tv.

I'm watching all these films on the tv screen,
it drives me round the bend if you know what I mean,
I am feeling so chilled out when you come and join me,
and I'm on the settee,but there's no good tv,
no,no good tv,no,no good tv.