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Song Parodies -> "Small Shack With Some Rice (The Joe Millionaire Song!)"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Small Shack With Some Rice (The Joe Millionaire Song!)"

Parody Written by:

Jared Lerner

The Lyrics

As I turn on the dozer and I lift up the crane,
I take a look at my life, and realize I've got no brain
Cuz' I've been digging and shov'lin so long,
That even my shrink thinks I'm a damn moron.
But I aint never got a cent working like a fly,
I make 19K a year, I can barely count that high.
You better have some clean socks, and not live in a box,
Or your sorry ass could land a hit show on FOX
I really hate to brag but I got a cool doo,
My barber says its like cutting leaves off a bush, FOOL
I'm the kinda bum that all the people stray away from
In my Jeans where I lay
Same pair I wore yesterday...

I've been spending most my life,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Food stamps help me cut the price,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Skipped college, paid the price...
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Each year I shower twice,
Living in a small shack with some rice.

So here's the situation,
FOX came a-racin'
"This loser is just fine"
"Was he raised in a coal mine?"
So they nailed me down with a contract,
All I gotta do is meet some hos and slap lots of ass.
I'm an isolated man and "I don't know where is France",
Got Doritos in my left hand while the other's in my pants.
I'm a worn out bachelor dirt-diggin' homie,
Lookin' for a wife, she'll probably out-dough me, FOOL
20 girls, and some beer, now that's hot,
They want my stash, but cocaine is all I got.
I'm 28 now, will my I.Q. stay at 85?
The way things is goin', I think so...

Tell me why the...Fox Company
Portrays all these bums, like you and me

I've been spending most my life,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Sleep with a bunch of mice,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
All I eat is burnt French fries,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
I'm used to swatting flies
Living in a small shack with some rice.

Melissa M. is funny, Zora's kinda sour,
Heidi is a demon, all she wants is power,
Everybody's bitchin', and half of em' are foreign,
What's goin on with this butler?
Dressin' me in Ralph Lauren...
They say I gotta dance but I don't think I could,
That won't stop me from Bangin' Sarah in the Woods...
I guess I must,
If we are drunk,
It's a slam dunk,
Some day I know she's gonna have my babies, punk

I've been spending most my life,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Furniture would be nice,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
No heat, just candlelight,
Living in a small shack with some rice.
Didn't take much advice,
Living in a small shack with some rice.

Tell me why the...Fox Company
Portrays all these bums, like you and me

Tell me why the...Fox Company
Portrays all these bums, like you and me

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 50

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 4
 4
 
 2   1
 1
 0
 
 3   1
 0
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 4   6
 6
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 5   38
 39
 40
 

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Bob - January 31, 2003 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS! 5, 5, 5!
parody writer - January 31, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL. Gave you a five because this is so true.
A man named Dan - January 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Good stuff man, kept me laughin
ohbilly2134 - February 01, 2003 - Report this comment
some funny stuff!
the t-ster - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
that was some funny stuff brother dude
Anonymous - February 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done. You certainly have some talent.
ulmerc - February 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job on an extremely difficult song to parody.
Uldrych - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Jared, you've outdone yourself (not really, you just told me to give you all 5s).
Jared Lerner - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Uhh Uldrych...who the hell are you, and thanks for giving me all 1's moron
UNoWhu - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Your song isn't as great as you think. Get off your high horse.
Jared Lerner - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Excuse me UnoWhu??? This parody was top of the charts in all three categories the entire week, I think it was pretty good. Do you honestly think some no-name person should just come in and give it all ones? People have been doing that a lot lately, don't expect me not to be upset...
Billy Florio - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Jared, Dont worry about it. It was a very good parody, but you cant expect everyone to like everything...he voted you all ones, he's an asshole, dont sweat it. Your count wasnt hurt much. He's just trying to incite something, dont give him the pleasure of having you get mad......
Jordan - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Jared: It hapens to all the good ones. When it starts happening to you... that's when you know you've made it as a writer.
Anonymous - February 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah
John Harvey - February 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I salute your ability to parody rap lyrics. Once you can do that you prove to everyone that you have real talent as a parody writer. Congradulations on a great parody! All 5's!
Jeff Reuben - February 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Tough song to parody all the way through, and I thought you did a very good job! I gave it all fours...not perfect, but extremely good! Monday's episode was a crock =)
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best TV Parody
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody of Feb-July 2003

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