-> "Black Coffee Paradise"
Original Song Title:
"Gangster's Paradise"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Black Coffee Paradise"
Parody Written by:
Annie (Anny)
The Lyrics
As I wake in the morning and I'm sweeping my brain
I take a look at my hubz and fancy something plain
But that's just perfect and no problem for me
You know, I don't need fancy things for my morn coffee, see
Drinking coffee in the morning, no need for cows
Simple breakfast of Corn Flakes and sometimes eggs, drool
And I've been eating and enjoying so long that even my friend thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a fan of the cafe, simple discipline
Don't need no fancy stuff, just black coffee is fine
But if I finish all of my food and you finish thine
Then today we're going to drink it like it's 1999
CHORUS:
I been drinking most my life, loving this black coffee paradise
No cream or sugar, that don't bite
Drinking in black coffee paradise
It's some work and sacrifice
Drinking in black coffee paradise
I'll drink joe as a daytime vice
Drinking in black coffee paradise
A local boy needs his coffee, not sweet
I just smiled at him and liked his coffee bleak
Please do smile, show you care
Cause I'll be chatting with friends now while the coffee you smell
But I ain't never punched a customer even if he deserves it
A person with a 'tude, you know that's not cool though
I like to make muffins and wear a paper hat
And my employees agree, you gotta wear black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll afford, don't fear
We find the coffee soulful, great taste is real clear
But the taste is real quaint, so good you'll have to share
It's technologically, quite shared
No need for foam, cream or sweet
Don't need no luxury
I don't really care though
It's as simple as can be
CHORUS:
I've been drinking most my life, loving this black coffee paradise
No cream or sugar, that don't bite
Drinking in black coffee paradise
It's some work and sacrifice
Drinking in black coffee paradise
I'll drink joe as a daytime vice
Drinking in black coffee paradise
Making up the coffee, putting a scoop, another
Made a pot on Monday, now I'll make another
Think you're really pious? Think you're sure at heart?
Well, I know I won't bumble making coffee, worry you shall not
I'm the nicest guy the cafe addicts wanna be like
If you please, I won't sneer I will smile keep you near
So please remain, sit on your heiney
Right here my brother, coffee is not pricey
CHORUS:
I've been drinking most my life
Drinking in this coffee paradise
I'm a happy Gemini
Drinking in this coffee paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Drinking in black coffee paradise
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