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Song Parodies -> "Vegetarian's Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Vegetarian's Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Chris Demmer

The Lyrics

I'm talking dirty, and Mary Kate Olsen hits me with a chair and I bust out a rap about my new diet
As I walk through the valley of the meadow of corn,
I take a look at the cows and I wish I'ws never born,
cuz I been retching and purging so long that, even my cousin thinks that my mind is gone,
but I aint never killed a sheep that didn't deserve it,
I be munching on his guts you know that's unheard of,
You'd better watch what your eating, the goat you're beating, or him and his homeys gonna straight you out,
I really hate greens but I gotta cope, Hunters shooting animals in the rifle smoke, fool, I'ma healthy bein little chicklets wanta be like on my knees up all night Cooking beats in the stove light

Keep spending most our lives in vegitarian's paradice
Make sure turkey don't get sliced in vegetarian's Paradise
I chew 24 small bites in vegetarian's Paradise
I've got over 20 wives in vegitarian's paradise

I saw a dead chicken laying on the ground, then I saw a man selling it for 5$ a pound.
I didn't even know him well, but I'll sure be glad when he's burning in hell.
I'm an anorexic fool with potatoes all cut, Got a carrot in my hand and green beans in my gut, I don't like cheese but I eat a lot of tofu, and blueberries are fine just as long as they're blue, fool. Thanksgiving is just a week a way where I can't have turkey what can I say, But I know I aint strange or even icky, you might just say I'm just picky!

No chicken, pork or pastrami, not even balogna, Just the ones I eat are corn and peas

Chorus

Munchin off of bunny, make alot of money, Add alot of honey, try to make it funny,
eat your fruits and veggies, I've lived about 5 years without any poultry, and I am very edgy
they say I gotta stick to the diet and eat healthy, but if I can't eat meat, how do I get wealthy.
I like to eat fruit because it's very wholesome, I gotta alot more fat (Shows belly) than Mary Kate olsen.

Chorus

Hippie vegitarians: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AAAH!
no hard feelings, Mary kate!

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melverlou - November 23, 2008 - Report this comment
wow...i dont know what to say but its really funny to me.wahah..!

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