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Song Parodies -> "Monster's Scary Night"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Monster's Scary Night"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Getting into the Halloween Spirit
As I gather the rally of creatures of death
In walks Frankenstein's wife
Drawing flies with her breath
We've all been haunting and spooking so long
That even Igor thinks
That our minds have rot

But I ain't never crossed a kid who didn't deserve it
Try to recreate THIS hunk
With a mask, or a cheap cloth
You better watch who you're taunting
Or we'll start haunting
And you and your candies will be in for a shock

I'm getting off topic
Well just try to cope
Most here croaked
Others are just freaky dopes Ghoul
I give loads of screams
To little kiddies after midnight
In their dreams, in their fright
In their scares when there's no light

We've been scaring with big knives working on this Monster's Scary Night
We've been scaring kids and wives working on this Monster's Scary Night
We've been scaring, giving hives to folks on this Monster's Scary Night
We've been scaring so we thrive when we work on Monster's Scary Night

All year is a vacation
It's relaxation
Til that October night
We go out and scare a bit
So I got to pop out make the hood scream
Hard with cinematic watching
"Saw", and then "The Ring"

I'm Decapitated Ghoul
With Mummy at my side
Got a hook for a hand
And I'm missing an eye
I'm an undead monster with unbridled anger
And if that don't scare ya
Ya had way too much jager Ghoul

Death ain't nothing
That's all out of my way
I'm living to make you cry
Me you can't slay
I'm make believe now
Moms say it's all "Folk Lore"
The day we aren't fiction, is a joke

Crapped their pants And pee When us they see
It is kind Of gross And degusting

We've been giving mournful cries when we work on Monster's Scary Night
It doesn't matter of their size, they all get spooked on Scary Night
Those ghosts who have demised, come out on the Monster's Scary Night
Don't think it's a disguise, cause it's all true on Monster's Scary Night

Glower at you Sonny
Sonny we make Cower
"Quit It!" he yells "Quit It!"
Hours we Devour
Every shriek is stunning
And much more towns we're booking
Like that tiny one in Britain
Some werewolves have place cooking
For prey I seem to yearn
I love the sound of screeching
The humans they can't stand it
They try to leash me!
But no they can't
But no they won't
No monster hunt
That's why I know my whole life scaring schmucks Ghoul!

We've been spooking with all might working on this Monster's Scary Night
We've been spooking, job's alright, working on this Monster's Scary Night
We've been spooking, days to spite, kidding this is Monster's Scary Night
We've been spooking, with Black Knight, working on this Monster's Scary Night

Tell me Why are we So d*mn Scary
That we go and spook Yourself, and Me

Mummy A Banshee And Ghost or three
Don't give a scare, like Moore Mikey

Boooooooooooooooooo
Booooooooooooooooooooo
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Jack Wilson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
HOLY FREAKING CRAP this is HILARIOUS,laughed my ass off, cant even BEGIN to quote fav lines here,awesome job! 555!
John Barry - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I wouldn't even think of trying to tackle the OS. . .too difficult. Great job.
Yoidy - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Scared the ants out of my pants! 555. And that ain't no jive.
Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
this is a huge effort, matthias, and quite brilliant - it was great that you varied all the chorus lines too - there's been some amazing stuff on amiright lately - your pacing was also so smooth it was a cinch to read - 555
MrMacphisto - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
One of your best, Matthias
Dee Range - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
"Frankenstein's wife drawing flies with her breath" and "if that don't scare ya, ya had way too much yager" were just fantastic, Matthias. DKTOS, so Ill trust everybody else on the pacing. Big Haloween fives
Adagio - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-M) "Frankenstein's wife drawing flies with her breath"....my favorite line too. Good scary parody! 5's
Agrimorfee - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Frighteningly good.
Johnny D - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Heh heh, I like a good Frankenstein parody!
Max Power - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3M-Great
tomario - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
absolutely different class major respect top parody!
Jason - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3M Pretty good
Red Ant - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3M) In the words of Eminem: Fack! I can't believe I missed this. Great pacing and rhyming, and very funny work as well. My fave was the whole "Decapitated Ghoul" verse. 555.
Michael McVey - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
If only the M's had come up 2 months earlier!!!----MM
Stuart McArthur - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3M) see above, and I repeat that this is one of your best Matt - VERY easy to imagine being sung to the OS too
Jack Wilson - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3M) Once again,TMGLTM this is AWESOME one of my favs of yours.
Jack Wilson - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
This needs to be recorded, the fact that this only has 15 hits amazes me

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