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Song Parodies -> "Loser's Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Loser's Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Idiot Of America

The Lyrics

The last parody I posted kinda sucked, but this one should be good. I wrote millions and millions of parodies, but I don't post them here often. Acually, this is only the 2nd one I decided to post. I never publicise my best ones, because someone may steal them. But the ones I decide to leave behind I post here.
As I limp to the classroom with lots of pointless education
I get into an argument with myself
And I lose the fight because myself won
Well me been stupid and stupid so long
That even my reflection in the mirrior says my mind is gone
But me never use good grammar or win any fights
I've been getting dumber, just from drinking bud lights
I don't know the difference between my face and my ass
I smoke too much grass
I get beat up by kindergarteners all the way to my class
To me running half a mile per hour is fast
I pick my nose, I cry when I hit myself with a hose
Ow, I'm the kind of idiot that nobody likes
Though I think I'm cool
And I like to ride pink bikes

1-Been spending most our lives
Living in a loser's paradise (2)
We think Barney's very nice
Living in a loser's paradise (2)

I have 3 balls, just kidding I only have 1
I can't make a good joke, I try to drink smoke
I get happy when I do so good on homewok that I get a D
I got my tounge froze to a speeding bus, I thought it was a twinkie
I'm an uneducated foose with nothing on my mind
Got my head up my ass and brain down the drain
I weigh 2000 pounds, I think I need to eat more
I'll eat anything that suddenly appears by my door
oink, I'm the 2nd biggest loser with George Bush around
I may be extremely dumb, And a bigger loser than anyone in town
But atleast I don't vote for federalist to be president
I still have 0.00001% commen sense

2-Going out with other guys
Living in a loser's paradise (2)
Just dumb and boring guys
Living in a loser's paradise (2)

Tell me why I am too dumb to see
I beleive this is a word>fkghuihee?

(rpt 1)

zero plus 0 equals eleventy-twelve
It only tooke me 4 years to figure that out
Everybody's running, but half of us aint got no head
I'm too dumb to know what I just said
I put barbecue sauce on my bread
They say I should get off my ass
But I can't even get on my own ass
If I always lose, does that make me a loser
I'm too dumb to know
I think I already said that, I don't know why I'm still singing
I'm sick of talking, it just makes my head hurt, ow

(rpt 1, 2, 2)
I give permission for this song to be used under your name, since it's not one of my better ones

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate to agree with you but this is not one of the better Coolio/Weird Al versions I have seen. The rhyming and pacing are pretty bad. I couldn't even follow this with downloaded lyrics ( which depending on if you used them are quite different from site to site as I have a working parody of this song but will have to buy the unedited CD to make it work ). Also, I know it's a PITA to type out the choruses but it's harder to read the parody if you do not. I DO GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR DOING A DIFFICULT SONG THOUGH, but I cannot vote this. Sorry.
anielda - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
the parody sucked, but ,you would get more people looking at it if you posted it under amish paridise insted.

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