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Song Parodies -> "Glutan Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Glutan Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

I think i spelt gultan wrong. its not the sugar kinda stuff, its just the loads of eating stuff
As I pick up my chopsticks to eat my rice grains
I take a look at my meal and realise it's very plain
Now that's not perfect for a human like me
You know I need something intresting like chicken curry
At teatime on a Monday I'm eating cow
Tuesday is for chicken and Wednesday sow
And I've been eating these animals so long
That I have to admit that my waistline is gone
I ate all on my land, but I still think I'm thin
Got some bacon in my hand and a beer on my chin
But if after I have finished, then you haven't thine
Then tonight I'm going to feast like I'm only 29

I've started running out of food,
Oh my Gosh what on earth will I do
Tried homemade butter twice
I can tell you now, it ain't very nice
Losing food is just a sacrifice
I'm no longer in a gluten paradise
I'll eat meals at discount price
In my wonderful, gluten paradise

A local boy poked me in the tum last week
And unfortunately, got ate for his cheek
All was ok, I spat him out in the end
But he's learned his lesson, he'll never to do that again

But I ain't never turned down food
Even if I am full up
Me on a diet, you know that's unheard off
I've broken all my buttons, I even sat on the cat
And for that dear moggie, well that was that

If you come to dinner, you'll be starved to tears, I haven't ever let a crumb go in 46 years
But I'm sen'stive bout my weight,
So please don't laugh and jeer
Specially after I broke the pier

I'll eat the skin, the meat and then the bone
Not a single scrap is left
I'm always asking the wife
Hey darlin' what's for tea

I've started running out of food,
Oh my Gosh what on earth will I do
Tried homemade butter twice
I've started running out of food,
Oh my Gosh what on earth will I do
Tried homemade butter twice
I can tell you now, it ain't very nice
Losing food is just a sacrifice
I'm no longer in a gluten paradise
I'll eat meals at discount price
In my wonderful, gluten paradise

Carving up the piggy, throwing out the butter
Ate a deer on Friday, soon I'll eat another
What to have on Sunday
Think I'll have a calf
Cos I now that I've got a hundred more calf's than you have
I'm the picky guy who wants his omelette how he likes it
Can't see my knees or my feet, never have, for that matter
I might work out, get off my heiny
Well maybe not actually, cos I am plain laa-a-zy

I've started running out of food,
Oh my Gosh what on earth will I do
Tried homemade butter twice
I can tell you now, it ain't very nice
Losing food is just a sacrifice
I'm no longer in a gluten paradise
I'll eat meals at discount price
In my wonderful, gluten paradise
pls comment and rate

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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 1   2
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 1
 
 2   2
 1
 0
 
 3   6
 6
 5
 
 4   2
 4
 6
 
 5   7
 8
 7
 

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Much the same problems as with your other one, Josh. Boring repetative choruses and dodgy pacing. Again, you've picked a good song but you've cocked some of the lines up.
Josh 2 - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
well your name says it all doesnt it, try listening to weird als which is repetitive, also, try lengthening or shortening the amount of time it takes to say a word, then ull find the pacing easier to follow
Dumb Ass Kid - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Josh, Josh, Josh... I've listened to Amish Paradise a number of times, and if i'm correct (which i am), Wierd Al DOES change each chorus
Maggy - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Good song parody, I voted fives for it.
Josh 2 - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
He only changes a slight part every time
Red Ant - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
455, this song is VERY difficult to get pacing down exact, but you did an outstanding job. Many rap songs of this length will not get a perfect 5 on pacing. If they had a category for difficulty definate 5 there. Ps- My favorite line- "....broke the pier" . LOL
Dumb Ass Kid - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I wouldn't go making comments like that, Red Ant, Josh is very sensitive about his parodies and he doesn't like people telling him what's wrong with them. If he reads that he'll probably tell you (like a mature adult, of course) "to kiss that thing below his back", and start giving your songs 111. He doesn't seem able to accept that not everybody will like his parodies. He's just a very immature little boy who throws tantrums when he doesn't get his own way...
Mikey Boy - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Same thing happened with me and mc budder
Red Ant to everbody - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
First all, at the bottom, he left a note to the effect of please comment and rate, which is what I did. I also said that there are very few rap songs of this length that will get a perfect 5 on pacing, and gave a 455, that if there was a difficulty category THAT would have been a five. ( I've tried to come up with several Eminem parodies like Stan, Criminal, and several others and can't get the pacing beyond a 3 at best ). To conclude, Josh 2, DAK, and myself are all new here and have made offensive remarks/ratings on parodies and all need to grow up some more. Josh 2, if you ever read this, I do not hold what parodists say against me ( or in someone elses parody comments ) when I rate their parodies, I rate them on their own merit. This was an OUTSTANDING parody ,and if the pacing/rhyming are say a 4.5, then I will 5 it, but IMO it was closer to a 4.
Red Ant to Josh 2 - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
PS- There is no way in hell you deserved that 1 or 3 on pacing for this song, it is complete and nearly perfectly paced. PSS- I am NOT trying to bag you, just offer my opinion on a song, so I hope that submissions from me will not receive 111s from you ( or anyone else for that matter ). Have a nice day.
Josh 2 - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr R. Ant I would like to thank you for that critisicsm as I agree with you that rap songs like that are very hard to pace etc. Mr DAK Screw You, you can't take it that people like my parodies, I don't mind criticism but not the rubbish splurting from big hole 9trying to work out which one it is tho)
Dumb Ass Kid - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay. You want to be a smart-arse, I can too. Listen and listen good. Firstly, i'm not a f***ing Mr, because i'm not married (hence the name dumb ass KID). Second of all, i've never said any of your parodies were bad. I said they were decent/bordering on good (which is the opposite of bad, believe it or not). Thirdly, i haven't gave you any 1s on any of your songs, the lowest i've gave you is 3. Finally, Josh, I didn't start the trouble here. YOU did. YOU are the one who couldn't take my criticism. YOU are the one who took a little temper tantrum and started giving my songs 111. YOU are a bad tempered, spoilt brat who is too used to having his own way. You want to continue this, fine. But on this website is not the place to do so. And if i ever find out you've been f***ing around with the voting system again, i'll be prepared to take action. I'm not kidding around any more Josh. Just one more push, and then you'll see how f***ing nasty I can be...
Josh 2 - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Just to let you know Dumbass, you don't have to be amrreid to be called Mr, only for women to be called Mrs, n nobody uses Master much any more so sc sc sc sc screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww you
Dumb Ass Kid - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
That's it... just keep going on....
Dumb Ass Kid - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I've already told you, Josh. This website is not the place to go waging war. I suggest you get an account with 'InThe00s' so that we can discuss it there... because i'm not prepared to discuss this here...
Agrimorfee - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's my comments, from the original "constructive criticism" guy, and I'm going to be just truthful and try not to be sarcastic or harsh: this was funny, even if it picked it's styles directly from Weird Al's parody. The 2nd verse about eating the cheek of the local boy and the cat didn't make much sense to me. The chorus was oddly paced and rhymed...people will expect a rhyme with "paradise" throughout, that adds to the humor of a good parody in this instance. I enjoyed reading this Josh2, and I hope you submit more stuff here and not get so fired up about what others may write in response. There is SO MUCH more going on the world to get upset about.
Josh 2 - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo thikshit, i have an account with in da 00's ive been on there pretty much since it started but i neva post
Dumb Ass Kid - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Look forward to recieving an e-mail very soon...
Josh 2 - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Yawn I am so scared I am quivering in my boots with fear Yawn
Alyssa - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Josh, how are you? I don't really know what to say about this. The parody was decent, but not very funny. nice try.
Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, sorry.
Charlie Decker - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Decent parody, but I'm not getting involved in this fued...
Rex - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A weighty parody.
Melhi - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Heavy duty!
Adagio - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS
Rick C - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A very hard song to parody. I've seen worse and I've seen better and this was quite OK and had some very good rhymes.
Johnny D - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) That's a funny read - made me chuckle!
Stuart McArthur - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) nice effort on that OS Josh - reminds me of that Seinfeld line: "hey Josh, the earth just called - says they're running out of food" - and I liked "broke the pier" - 555
Scathe - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) .................
Jeff Reuben - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
To elaborate on DAK's comment, changing the chorus allows you to get more ideas into your song, and the more ideas, the funnier you can be. Weird Al might not change as much, but he has vocals and videos to make you laugh. All you have is the words written on this page, and once a reader has seen them, they won't be as funny the second, third, and fourth time, so in my opinion, it does help to change them when possible. Just my opinion.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is a parody of Weird Al's parody, as his pacing is terribly off from Coolio's original. Weird Al's content is also quite evident in this piece, and changing choruses does create a better read for the viewer. 333
Claude Prez - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad
Josh 2 - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey dude, tell me wheere i can get a copy of coolios version seeing as I'm not old enough to buy his stuff in shops n he's not on yahoo music n I can't find him on web
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Kazaa should do it if you don't mind the incessant spyware.
Spaff.com - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah - "glutton" - I thought this was going to be about gluten. (I'm relieved it wasn't.) Overeating is one of those good ol' standbys for parody topics - I've done a few on that subject myself. Keep writing!
Tim Mayfield - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Spaff, it was about glutan, I mean gluten, er glutton? I give up. It was good though. 5's
Arwen - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--by the time I'd finished reading the edge of my seat, drama filled comments...I had forgotten the parody. Dammit. Oh well...I went back and read it again...nice job...=)
Josh 2 - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
great idea mate, i'll go n download something illegal, get caught, arrested n sued n then have my comp taken off me ur a genius mate

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