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Song Parodies -> "Necron Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Necron Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Coldman

The Lyrics

If you're into Warhammer 40k and you collect or know about Necrons, you'll love this. If not, you probably won't get it.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I look at the battlefield and realise there's no one left
And that's just perfect for a Necron like me
You know I shun things that don't need electricity
Whenever I'm in the right system I'm killing Tau
And the Scarabs take down tanks as if they were cows - fool
And I've been marching and killing so long
That even the Flayed Ones think that my mind is gone
I ain't never spared anyone even if they deserved it
A Necron showing mercy? You know that''s unheard of
I'm the guy all the other Necrons wanna be like
On my feet day and night doing my bit to end all life

We been spending most our lives living in a Necron paradise
Been rebuilt once or twice living in a Necron paradise
We ain't got no genes to splice living in a Necron paradise
C'tan want a sacrifice living in a Necron paradise

A Space Marine tried to kick my butt last week
I just aimed at him and I blasted off his cheek
I really don't care about our large death toll
'Cause every single true Necron has a 'We'll Be Back!' roll
I just serve the C'tan, I'm into discipline
Got a Staff of Light in my hand and a thick metal chin
I never wear buttons, I don't need a cool hat
And my homies agree my cape looks best Chaos Black - fool
Nightbringer and Deceiver only ones that I fear
And I've been down with them since I was a Necrontyr
I'm a million and three now, will I see a million and fo'?
The way things is going I dunno

Tell me why are we - so blind to see
That the whole universe - threatens you and me

We been spending most our lives living in a Necron paradise
We don't care 'bout getting wives living in a Necron paradise
Harder to kill than headlice living in a Necron paradise
Nobody ever plays nice living in a Necron paradise

Marching out the Monolith, not looking for cover
Shot an Orc just now and soon I'll shoot another
People are a-running, half of 'em ain't looking
They just want to escape when Gauss Flayers got 'em cooking
If you finish your job and I finish mine
Tonight we're gonna party like 40589
But if you dare to give me lip
Then I will end your days with a Particle Whip - fool

We been spending most our lives living in a Necron paradise
Ready with guns and Warscythes living in a Necron paradise
Disease ain't exactly rife living in a Necron paradise
But it's hard to get a life living in a Necron paradise
We been spending most our lives living in a Necron paradise
You can't beat us in a fight living in a Necron paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights living in a Necron paradise
But you'd probably think it bites living in a Necron paradise

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