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Song Parodies -> "Redneck's Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Redneck's Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

And you thought I wasn't gonna do another redneck parody!
As I walk through my trailer where I watch my TV
I take a look at my wife and realize she's hillbilly
Cause I've been watchin' that NASCAR so long that
Even all the Daryls thinks that my mind is gone


But I ain't never met a man from Blue Collar Comedy
Yeah right! A redneck with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of!
We have a weird way'a talkin, we're from Wisconsin
We haven't seen Jeff Foxwrothy on our block


I really hate to miss eatin' gravy foods
I put butter on my chicken 'cause it ain't crude, fool
I'm the kinda hick the little rednecks wanna be like
On my knees every night
Watchin' Jerry Springer guests fight


We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
Bluegrass sounds just like The Hives
Living in the Redneck's Paradise
We've all got hillbilly wives
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
We love Jerry Springer fights
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise


In Wisconsin, we're alive
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
We can only count to five
Living in the Redneck's Paradise
In the trailer parks we thrive
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
We think Jeff Foxworthy bites
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise


There's always flatulation, brothers named Daryl
You can't live a normal life, I was raised a redneck
No, we do not watch "Hee Haw," can't you see?
Too much television watchin' got me a degree


I'm a very redneck fool like Foxworthy jokes
TV Guide in my hand and a shirt on my back
I'm a real weird redneck, I ain't no stranger
And I'm now living in a subvurb of Green Bay, fool


Gravy ain't nuthin' but a heart healthy food
I'm livin life in a trailer, what can I say?
I'm forty-three now, but will I live redneck at twenty-four?
Is anyone up fer Jell-O?


Tell me why do we -- watch so much TV
That the one who hurts -- is Foxworthy

We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
All the women wearin' ties
Living in the Redneck's Paradise
Trailers are a way'a life
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
Love Larry the Cable Guy
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise


We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
Jeff's got us some big soundbytes
Living in the Redneck's Paradise
We think Jeff Foxworthy bites
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
Millionaire's a sickly sight
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise


Livin' in a trailer, eatin' lots'a butter
Fifty brothers Daryl, livin' in the gutter
Everybody's Clampett, but none live in a trailer
Our Mama's in the kitchen, but I dont know what's cookin


They say I gotta learn, but I gotta watch my TV
If they cant understand it, they don't know Foxworthy
We watch the "COPS"-- that show is bad
Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you, fool


We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
Bluegrass sounds just like The Hives
Living in the Redneck's Paradise
We've al got hillbilly wives
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
We love Jerry Springer fights
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise


We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
Jeff's got us some big soundbytes
Living in the Redneck's Paradise
We think Jeff Foxworthy bites
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise
Millionaire's a sickly sight
Livin' in the Redneck's Paradise

Tell me why do we -- watch so much TV
That the one who hurts -- is Foxworthy
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John Barry - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Funnier 'n a coon dog humpin' a porcupine!
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
These Redneck parodies are very educational to me. Im beginning to think those folks are a lot like our neighbours the Norweigians. :-)
Michael Pacholek - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
If the last grade you attended is equal to the score I'm giving this (5)... you might be a redneck. If you think the last four words of the Nationl Anthem are, "Gentlemen, start yer engines!"... you might be a redneck. If your family tree does not fork... you might be a redneck. If you have a house that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't... you might be a redneck. If you think the assault-weapons ban that expires tonight threatens the institution of marriage, because banning assault weapons means shotguns will be banned next, and that means there will be no more marriages... you might be a redneck.
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek: "If your family tree does not fork..."! Im ROTFLMAO! :-)
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Most of those are true Foxworthyism, Know 1. Can't take credit for 'em.
Cody Slusher - October 04, 2008 - Report this comment
you beat me at my own freaken game. I was going to do something like that. you are a MF. That was suppose to be my song,crap head.But what can I say,you did pretty darn good.

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