Now I was raised in a modern country kind of style.
But my taste in music and women drove my folks hog wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me, it was, skinny women and the C.D.B.
Now I like my music hot but like my women wide! Hah hah hah.

Yeah I like my women just a little on the chubby side.
When they wear their skirts real short and show their pudgy thighs.
Oh, too many cookies and too many cakes, is what lets 'em keep on all that weight,
And I like my women just a little on the chubby side.

You should have seen the look on the faces of my dad and mom.
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said, "pardon us son, but that ain't no gal, what you've got there is a prize winning sow!"
I said "I know it dad, ain't she cool? she's my prized pet pig!"

Yeah I like my women just a little on the chubby side.
When they wear their jeans too tight and bulge out the sides.
Too many burgers, and too many fries, is all it takes to keep 'em extra wide.
And I like my women just a little on the chubby side!

Don't like 'em lean, I like 'em with a lot of meat!
Yeah I likes 'em rounded, their pudgy fingers and feet.
They say opposites attract, but I don't agree, I want a woman who's a porker like me!
And I like my women just a little on the chubby side.

Yeah I like my women just a little on the chubby side.
When they walk down the street and they waddle from side to side.
Don't like perfume or flowers and such, they just want to eat way too much,
And I like my women just a little on the chubby side.
Yeah I like my women, and I like 'em Really Wide!
Oh yeah, Tons-O-Fun