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Song Parodies -> "Riddle Lock"

Original Song Title:

"Little Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Collin Raye

Parody Song Title:

"Riddle Lock"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

one more thief parody. this time, the parody is sung from the perspective of the would-be thief. (a white guy, suck it, racist-crying SJWs!) the "Riddle Lock" to my knowledge, is a completely fictional object. any resemblance to any type of security, currently manufactured or discontinued is purely coincidental. please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRv0jVZtdbY.
well I lived my greatest fear this morn at two
ringtone went off and oh, the cops it drew
they quickly tracked me down, heist couldn't start
should shut the ringer off, it blared "Achy Breaky Heart"

I've only been a free man 19 days
now here come police lights, they're giving chase
they're just about to catch me, Jesus Christ!
I'm about to cry, going back to jail tonight

I Think I Can Blame This On That Riddle Lock
I'm stupid as a stone when it comes to these
That Stupid, Dumb, Voice Activated Riddle Lock
makes it hard just to be a thief

I must know what treasures were stored inside
I thought and thought and yeah, I really tried
and now it's nagging me, and so I pace
what has no eyes, nose, mouth, but has hands and a face?!

I Think I Can Blame This On That Riddle Lock
I'm stupid as a stone when it comes to these
That Stupid, Dumb, Voice Activated Riddle Lock
makes it hard just to be a thief

lyin' here upon this jail cell bed
my thoughts of what went wrong inside my head
and now the warden barks "don't make a peep!"
I'm fed up, grumble "don't cops sleep?"

(frustrated groaning)

I Think I Can Blame This On That Riddle Lock
I'm stupid as a stone when it comes to these
That Stupid, Dumb, Voice Activated Riddle Lock
makes it hard just to be a thief
yes it's true, they've arrested me

It's Thanks To That Stupid Little Riddle Lock...
thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - June 30, 2017 - Report this comment
555 days behind bars!
Jonathan - June 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks! ...I think...

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