Did you ever wake up in the middle of the night
And have to pee real bad?
And then when you get to the restroom, you're just standing there looking sad,
Cause it's not happening
You're just waving it in the breeze
You know I've been there, and it felt like eternity

Did you ever wake up in the middle of the day
And really have to go
And then when you get to the toilet you're just standing there with no flow
Cause it's not coming
You know it happens all the time
You know I've been there
And I darn near lost my mind

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There's so many moments when I wished I could pee,
Those are the moments I don't wanna repeat, no

Did you ever wake up in the middle of a night
And really have to piss
And then when you let it all out,
you wonder if that's all there is
Cause it is burning
And your body's keeping it in
You know I've been there, and I hope it never happens again

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