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Song Parodies -> "If You Axed Me In Two"

Original Song Title:

"If You Asked Me To"

Original Performer:

Céline Dion

Parody Song Title:

"If You Axed Me In Two"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by Diane Warren as sung by Céline Dion “If You Asked Me To” 1992)
Used to be someone, but now just some ... thing
Used to be alive , I lived a life.
I've been a zombie, now, with just one feeling
I could eat your brain
Let me eat your brain!
I said I really want to eat your heart out darlin'
I said you'd better, not let me in

But if you axed me in two
You would just cleave my mind
And you'd end my unlife forever
If you axed me in two
I would just fall apart
When you chopped off my arms forever
If you axed me in two
If you axed me in two

ew - ew - ew - ew ... oh AAAh

Somehow ever since I've been hacked by you
Can't go back to being in one piece
Can't help feeling darling since I've trapped you
That I'll eat your brain
Let me eat your brain!
I said you better not let me get too close to you darling
I said I needed, needed to eat brains

But if you axed me in two
You must cut me in half
And then I would just fall to pieces
If you axed me in two
Better cut out my heart
And then chop off my arms forever
If you axed me in two
If you axed me in two

Axed me in two, you zombify my world ... eat you baby
I'll eat your brain (I'll eat your brain)
Ax me in two, and I'll eat any brain ... eat yours baby, eat your baby's ...

If you axed me in two
Then you'd end my unlife forever ...
If you axed me in two

All you gotta do is ax me in two
All I wanna do
All I wanna do
All I wanna do is eat your brain
I'll eat up your world
I'll eat all your world
Everyone, everyone's baby

If you axed me in two
Just ax me in two
I think you really want to ax me in two
Just ax me in two ...

If you axed me in two
You cleave my mind
I'll eat your brain ...

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