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Song Parodies -> "Quiet Riot"

Original Song Title:

"Zoot Suit Riot"

Original Performer:

Cherry Poppin Daddies

Parody Song Title:

"Quiet Riot"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Whose metal health that drives you mad
Come on,feel the noise,and you'll be glad
Let's get crazy for the battle axe
Singing slick black Cadillac

Mama,we're all crazy now
We got to party all night
Stomp your hands in sign of the times
Scream and shout all right

Quiet Riot (riot)
Some of their songs are not clear
Quiet Riot (riot)
80's metal music wasn't weird
Quiet Riot (riot)
Their music's really severe
Quiet Riot (riot)
Heavy metal kicking into gear
Shut up!

Main attractions and red alert
Even though my feelings aren't just hurt
Twilight hotel is the place to be
You can feel way down and dirty

In a rush,you will hear
The wild and the young
Watching King of the Hill
Their songs are almost dumb

Quiet Riot (riot)
Heavy metal music ain't fair
Quiet Riot (riot)
Those rockers don't wanna care

You love Quiet Riot
You love Quiet Riot
You love Quiet Riot

Empty promises
Such a metal band
I'm not the Joker
You're the man
Whitesnake an-an-and Kiss
Let's give them a hand
Condition critical
Don't get slammed

Their music was nasty
It's almost violent rock
Their songs are so terrible
This band really sucks

Quiet Riot (riot)
Their songs ain't much clear
Quiet Riot (riot)
Their music was so severe
Quiet Riot (riot)
Throwing back something weird
Quiet Riot (riot)
Metal music kicks into gear

You love Quiet Riot
You love Quiet Riot
You love Quiet Riot

"Every song rocks so hard,I can't even stand it,and every song sounds so painful."

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

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norman the k - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
For the record, and if anybody cares, there was a rock group in the '70s called "Slade" who had some of those songs out before Quiet Riot did.
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Eighties metal music wasn't weird? Sure, it wasn't... compared to Seventies metal music!

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