My wife and me are in the store
I just follow her around, it's a total bore
In the Women's Clothes Section of this place
Oh come on lady, please don't pace

Everything she looks at
Has to look just right and fine
Why must women be so pickey
Why can't they make up their mind

Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
I think it looks great on you
Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
You only need one pair of shoes
Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
I'm positive that it matches your eyes
Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
It's a pitty for all us guys

She asks me if this shirt looks good
I say the samething because I should
Even if it makes her look Big
I don't want to make her think I'm a pig

She never stops the shopping
We never leave the door
I've been in this department
20 times before

Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
Please make up your mind
Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
Or I'll leave you behind

She just never buys it
No Matter where we find it
Though I just keep quiet

We're wasteing time
Just choose a pair
You're taking for ever
I'm getting gray hair
Get those Shoe-oe-oes now
Don't take to long
Mrs. Hard Shopper
You're doing me wrong

Oh I think I'd sell my Soul
To Get out of this store
But I gotta stick with her
And Shop a little more

Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
I swear you don't look Fat
Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
Yes, you do look good in that
Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
I think I may be going insane
Oh Just Buy it (Buy It)
You know you're poisoning my Brain

She Just Never Buys it
No matter where we find it
I better Just keep Quiet