Song Parodies -> Hanging on a Neck Chain
| Original Song Title: | "Leaving on a Jet Plane" |
| Original Performer: | Chantal Kreviazuk |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hanging on a Neck Chain" |
| Parody Written by: | Jason Dela Cruz |
The One Ring's song to Frodo:
Hanging from the neck of my pal Frodo
Inside your shirt is where I'm stowed
I'm tucked away to hide me from the Eye
With your pals we're walking, there's Aragorn
That Boromir guy, he's blowing his horn
When I get back to Sauron they'll all die
So kiss me and pine for me
Wear me and you won't be seen
Hold me like I'm tethered to your soul
Cause I'm hanging on a neck chain
I can't wait to see my home again
Oh hey, I love you so
There's so many times you've let me down
So many times I wasn't "round
Your finger like you don't like my bling
Every place we go I'll wear on you
Every Wraith that comes I'll sing to you
Stop acting like you're the Lord of the Rings
So kiss me and pine for me
Wear me and you won't be seen
Hold me like I'm tethered to your soul
Cause I'm hanging on a neck chain
I can't wait to see my home again
Oh hey, I love you so
Think my time has come to leave you?
Change your mind don't let Sam fool you
Put me on and let's be on our way
Look at what you've gone and done
You've lost me to that fool Gollum
Now we're both about to melt away
Oh, anguish and misery
This is what you gave to me
You weren't s'posed to ever let me go
Now I'm falling in a mountain
I won't get to see my home again
I hate, I hate you so
Inside your shirt is where I'm stowed
I'm tucked away to hide me from the Eye
With your pals we're walking, there's Aragorn
That Boromir guy, he's blowing his horn
When I get back to Sauron they'll all die
So kiss me and pine for me
Wear me and you won't be seen
Hold me like I'm tethered to your soul
Cause I'm hanging on a neck chain
I can't wait to see my home again
Oh hey, I love you so
There's so many times you've let me down
So many times I wasn't "round
Your finger like you don't like my bling
Every place we go I'll wear on you
Every Wraith that comes I'll sing to you
Stop acting like you're the Lord of the Rings
So kiss me and pine for me
Wear me and you won't be seen
Hold me like I'm tethered to your soul
Cause I'm hanging on a neck chain
I can't wait to see my home again
Oh hey, I love you so
Think my time has come to leave you?
Change your mind don't let Sam fool you
Put me on and let's be on our way
Look at what you've gone and done
You've lost me to that fool Gollum
Now we're both about to melt away
Oh, anguish and misery
This is what you gave to me
You weren't s'posed to ever let me go
Now I'm falling in a mountain
I won't get to see my home again
I hate, I hate you so
Long live Aragorn
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