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Song Parodies -> "My Fart Will Go On"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dione

Parody Song Title:

"My Fart Will Go On"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Celine and her farts
Every night sweet relief
I feel you I smell you
That is how I know you do pong

No one can resist it
The stench is nauseous
The smell does go on and on

My Rear, is something to fear
My Fart really does go on and on
The Bog don’t open that door
The full force of my fart
And my fart can go on and on

A fart happens once at a time
And last for a long time
It will not stay gone for very long

Everyone loves their brand
Their own farts is golden
But their stench is not good as mine

My Rear, is something to fear
My Fart really does go on and on
The Bog don’t open that door
The full force of my fart
And my fart can go on and on

My God I’m ready to Blow
And This Fart will last quite long
Run away as fast as you can
You’re not safe near my fart
My fart is will go on and on

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 10

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Hu's On First - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Not an original idea; I think same song, same title was recorded already by another artist (I think it may have been Bob Rivers). Still pretty good though, as far as fart parodies go.
2Eagle - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
My rear is something to fear - LOL. Why didn't I think of that?
Andria - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo HOF, but my rear is not really fearsome unless I have food poisoning or indigestion, in which case I confine myself to the bathroom and anyone standing nearby hears what sounds like tearing sheets violently and repetitively. 5s.
Awful Parody Police - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo HOF also. Some lines were good, as 2Eagle said, but some were dreadful. Pacing was a little off. I'll let you off with a warning, and a 343.

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