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Song Parodies -> "Oh , The Fat He Can Put On, 'Santa's diet' song"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celin Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Oh , The Fat He Can Put On, 'Santa's diet' song"

Parody Written by:

Steven (Parody Man) Ogle

The Lyrics

I made this for a parody lyric book spoofing other people's songs and making them into christmas songs, this is one of the ten I've done. If Robert Lund from Spaff.com can make his "Elves Gone Wild" CD spoofing other people's songs and turning them into christmas song then why can't I. Get ready, theres More to come!!
Every Christmas Eve
Santa goes down. Your ch-i-i-i-mney
And this is how I know cues the Milk and Cookies are a-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l gone

Flying far across the Alantic
lead by Duner and Bl-e-e-e-e-tson
You have to sleep while Santa swoops down.

N-e-e-e-e-ev-e-e-e-e-r to far, wherever you a-r-r-r-r-re
I still can't believe the fat he will put o-o-o-n
he says "what's one more cookie for the road!"
Oh, you're gonna have a heart-attack
If you see the fat he c-a-a-a-a-n put on and on

Luch for us is just one time
for him it could fell like a l-i-i-i-i-i-i-fe-time
And he'll never stop till it's a-l-l-l-l-l-l gone

Lunch ended way past t-o-o-o-o-o-w
Only one time an Elve told him
" my gosh, when we'll you go on that diet,
you always talk about go o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n "

N-e-e-e-e-ev-e-e-e-e-r to far, wherever you a-r-r-r-r-re
I still can't believe the fat he puts o-o-o-o-n
he says "what's one more cookie for the road!"

Oh, you're gonna have a heart-attack
If you see the fat he c-a-a-a-a-n put on and o-o-o-o-n





To him,
There is some chocolate cake that will not
go away

You can't see, but only Santa's fat Is what I f-e-e-e-ar,
And I kn-o-o-o-o-w that my heart will have an attack, cuse
He'll stay forever this w-a-a-a-y
You not safe at the North Pole tod-a-a-a-y,
if
Santa keeps eating this w-a-a-a-y!!
And I still can't believe the fat he can put
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n and o-o-o-o-o-o-n




Hope you liked it and please commit!!

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Spaff.com - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh. I'm a sucker for fatass Santa parodies. Good luck with the book, Steven. And thanks for the shout-outs both to me and to Robert Lund (who I occasionally coerce into recording my stuff).
Steven (Parody Man) Ogle - July 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry It took so Long to replay.....I've been out!! Thanks for your re-ploay to my Parodie...It's good to know that someone with your talent thinks my song is good, now only if i could get otheres to replay I'll be in buisness!!! I'm thinking of Spoofing 'N Syinc's song By, By, By, and making anothere fat-santa Parodie called "Fat,Fat,Fat:" I'll see how it goes and maby you'll like this on too, I don't know, I'll try and see and thanks again!!
Steven (parody man) Ogle - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
is that a good thing!!
Spaff.com - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Someone posing as me left two earlier messages on July 3. To whoever that was: Create your own damn identity. To Steven: Thanks again for the shout-outs.
Steven (parody Man) Ogle - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, that wasn't you.... okay well to who ever that was I completly agree with Spaff...create your own damn identity!!!! Anyway on a liter note, thanks Spaff ever-so much for your commit, I should have known that my parodie song was not professional enugh for Robert Lund to record, but hay I'm new at this stuff!! I'm cool with it, your a great guy Spaff and please check out my 'N Syinc parodie of By By By turned into Spaff. Com, Com, Com. Thanks agian and talk to ya later!!
Wicked Green Queen - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
That was really good, but i sometimes found myself lost at some of the the transtions. It wasn't TOTALLY follwoing the way the song went. It was VERY good though.
LEXI - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
THIS SONG SUCKS I WOULD GIVE IT A 0

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