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Song Parodies -> "This Is The Donut"

Original Song Title:

"This Is The Moment"

Original Performer:

Cast of 'Jekyll & Hyde' / The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"This Is The Donut"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

"This Is The Moment" is from the 1997 Broadway musical "Jekyll & Hyde". My parody is based on the version recorded by The Moody Blues on the Bonus Disc in their "Time Traveller" CD boxed set.
This is the donut...this is the bun...
This is the donut, which will be ---
--- my final one!

I won't get thinner...from this berliner...
But it's the last I'll eat --- and soon I'll see my feet!

This is the donut...powdered like snow...
It's full of jelly, to my belly ---
--- it will go!

Give me this donut...

( ooo-ooo )

...my precious snack...

( ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo )

In-to me it shall pass ---
--- and lodge within my ass!

( crescendo )

This is the donut!

It shall become ---

After digesting,
Padding for resting
On my bum!

It's honey-glazed...

( ahhh-ahhh )

Just see it glow!

( ahhh-ahhh )

Soon I will send it ---
--- down be-low!

( brief instrumental riff )

This is the donut...it's lard and flour...

Its greasy flavor, I,
shall savor ---
--- for an hour!

Chewing it slow-ly...

( ahhh-ahhh )

As if it were ho-ly...

( ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo )

Fulfill my gut's desire ---
--- inflate my butt's spare tire!

( CRESCENDO )

This is THE DONUT !

( Ahhh-Ahhh !! )

My final taste ---

( Ahhh-Ahhh !! )

--- of a confection
That gave erection
To my waist!

I won't look back !

( Ahhh-Ahhh !! )

My weight must fall !

( Ahhh-Ahhh !! )

This is the donut ---

--- the sweetest donut ---

--- of them ALL !

( brief instrumental riff )

( MAJESTIC CRESCENDO !!! )

This FINAL DONUT !!!

I'll CRAM IN MY BOD !!!

After this chow-chew
I'll kneel and bow to
ATKINS-GOD !!!

When I look back ---

( Ahhh-Ahhh !! )

--- I will recall ---

( Ahhh-Ahhh !! )

Donut for donut ---

( Ahhh-Ahhh !! )

This was THE DONUT ---

( Ooooh-Ooooh !! )

The GREATEST DONUT ---

--- OF --- THEM --- ALL !!!

( AHHH-AHHH !!! )

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Tim Mayfield - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Donut pass go, donut collect $555. This would be a great candidate for recording Johnny D(onut). You could nickname it 'Homer's Sillyad - the fandom of the coffeeshop'.
DKTOS? --- OS temporarily available --- - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS? --- OS is temporarily here:

mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/smallworld/id1.html
Johnny D - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thanks, Tim!
Johnny D - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
For folks who are unfamiliar with the abbreviation "DKTOS", it stands for "Don't Know The Original Song". I temporarily placed an mp3 of the original song "This Is The Moment" on the webpage located at the link in my "DKTOS?" comment above.
Adagio - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Tremendously funny!!! I've never seen do much fuss made out of a donut before. :D 5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,,5,5,5,,5,5,5,,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,,5,5,5 LOL
Johnny D - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks, Adagio! I know you're a Moody Blues, too --- the link I provided up above is for my personal webpage where I posted a sound-file of The Moody Blues singing "This Is The Moment" --- I think you'll get a big laugh if you listen to that recording of Justin Hayward of The Moody Blues singing "This Is The Moment" in his emotional and majestic voice, while you simultaneously read this parody's intentionally stupid "donut-lyrics" !
alvin rhodes - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
i don't believe a donut has ever received higher praise...5s
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like you've been having too much Dunkin Donuts coffee. At least FIVE cups.
John Barry - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
JD--no time to read 'em; gotta write 'em! To paraphrase Dubya, I'm makin' progress, heh-heh-heh-heh.
Johnny D - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Michael, and JB. JB --- you wild man --- I can't believe you're actually going through with this stunt --- more power to ya, Cap'n Barry!!!
John Barry - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
JD, I can't believe it either. What have I done?
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You're makin' progress, JB? Just like GWB? "It's hard work! It's hard work! It's hard work!"
stuart mcarthur - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
almost, alvin - on last night's Simpson's episode, when Homer saved the runaway monorail by using the M off the carriage as a hook, and lassooing it around a giant rooftop Dunkin Donut, he observed "Is there anything a donut CAN'T do?" - donuts do have special powers JD, and your parody is a fitting tribute - 555
Johnny D - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart!

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