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Song Parodies -> "SpongeBob Squarepants (Rap Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"SpongeBob Squarepants Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Cartoon Themes

Parody Song Title:

"SpongeBob Squarepants (Rap Remix)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Is you ready kids?

(Kids imitating Mike Jones):

Nah, nah, I can't hear ya!

(Kids louder):

Aight, then
N-n-n-now, who lives in dat pineapple under da sea?

SpongeBob SquarePants, shia!

Absorbent and porous, you know what he be

SpongeBob SquarePants, shia!

If nautical nonsence ain't somethin' you wish

SpongeBob SquarePants, shia!

Then go hate on someone else, don't flop like a fish

SpongeBob SquarePants, shia!

Ya ready fo' this?

SpongeBob SquarePants (3X)

SpongeBob SquarePants, yeeeeeaaah!

(Jermaine Dupri):
Yall know what dis is, SpongeBob SquarePants


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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   2
 3   1
 4   1
 5   7

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Jonathan - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
didn't match the pacing but then again changing the style of the song wasn't supposed to was it? anyways I've voted 5's for funny and overall you inspired me I will do a parody of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" titled "Bohemian RAP -sody" it will appear on the site this upcoming thursday so look out for it (and P.S. don't worry I will give you credit)
2:49 AM - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
2:49 AM - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually, it appears I can't vote, so never mind the 555, as the voting won't work. Sorry.
jon S. - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad. I'm not a fan of Spongebutt Squarehead, but this was a hilarious work nevertheless.
Jonathan - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoops! sorry I forgot to post "Bohemian RAPsody" yesterday so it won't be showing up today but first I think I will once again give you 5's on funny and overall and alert you that my parody will show up tomorrow and I will still thank you for inspiration
Jonathan - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
oh forget it I cannot think of anything for "Bohemian RAP-sody" so at least for now it doesen't exist! I was typing and just... couldn't think of anything funny for it so that's it bye
Bruuh - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
I don't understand.: (
Comedian - March 14, 2015 - Report this comment
I always thought of SpongeBob as a Bathist myself! Get it, bath... never mind. 1s for lack of even trying

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