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Song Parodies -> "Gantu's a Big Dummy"

Original Song Title:

"Kyle's Mom Is A B---h"

Original Performer:

Cartman (from South Park)

Parody Song Title:

"Gantu's a Big Dummy"

Parody Written by:

AstroRage

The Lyrics

DJ Kaito is back, but under a new name because of name confusion with a remixer named
DJ Kaitou. The name is now AstroRage, and the parody is about Gantu (from Lilo &
Stitch) being a "big dummy" as Lilo would say, and I thought this would be funny. I
know I like Gantu, but I couldn't even resist. So therefore, it's just for a good chuckle for
Lilo & Stitch fans as well as Gantu fans and South Park fans. I'm not insulting any of
them but rather made a joke involving with them.
ASTRORAGE:
Well...

Gantu is big, he's a big dummy
He's the biggest dummy that I have known
He's a big dummy, yeah a big dummy
He's a big dummy to you and me

GANTU:
Very funny.

ASTRORAGE:
On Monday, he's a dummy
On Tuesday, he's a dummy
Wednesday through Saturday, he's a dummy
Yes on Sunday, it's obvious
He's a big big big big big big big big dummy!

Have you ever met this guy Gantu
He's a biggest dummy that I have dummy
He's a big dummy who looks like a shark
He's a big big big big big dummy

Big big big big big big big big
He's a big dummy
Gantu's the biggest
Dummy that I've known

Now let's do this with a twist, and it goes a little bit something like this...

(punk rock version)
Gantu is the biggest dummy
The biggest dummy that I have known

(country-western version)
The biggest dummy, the biggest dummy
The biggest dummy that I have known

(jazz version)
Big big big big big big big big
He's a big dummy

(techno version)
Gantu's the big-gest dummy that I've known

(normal version)
Have you ever met this guy Gantu
He's the biggest dummy that I have known
He's a big dummy who looks like a shark
He's a biggest dummy that I have known

Big big big big big big big big
He's a big dummy
Gantu's the biggest
Dummy that I've known

(Gantu goes behind AstroRage)

(Show-stopper)
Oh yes, it is true
Gantu
He's a big big big dummy
Very big dummy named
Gantu.........

Yeah!

(song ends)

What?

(looks behind to notice Gantu)

Oh, Blitznak!

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Rebecca - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Gantus no big dummy who ever says that I say there the big dummy FYI!
AstroRage - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, it's based on a the scene where Lilo calls Gantu the big dummy, but I still love Gantu. Hope this clears things up for you.
Rebecca - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
ASTRORAGE: Well... Gantu is big, he's not a big dummy He's the not biggest dummy that I have known He's not a big dummy, yeah not a big dummy He's not a big dummy to you and me GANTU: Very funny. ASTRORAGE: On Monday, he's not a dummy On Tuesday, he's not a dummy Wednesday through Saturday, he's not a dummy Yes on Sunday, it's obvious He's not a big big big big big big big big dummy! Have you ever met this guy Gantu He's not a biggest dummy that I have dummy He's not a big dummy who looks like a shark He's not a big big big big big dummy Big big big big big big big big He's a big dummy not! Gantu's not the biggest Dummy that I've known Now let's do this with a twist, and it goes a little bit something like this... (punk rock version) Gantu is not the not biggest dummy not The biggest dummy that I have known (country-western version) not The biggest dummy, not the biggest dummy not The biggest dummy that I have known (jazz version) Big big big big big big big big He's not a big dummy (techno version) Gantu's not the big-gest dummy that I've known (normal version) Have you ever met this guy Gantu He's not the biggest dummy that I have known He's not a big dummy who looks like a shark He's not a biggest dummy that I have known Big big big big big big big big He's not a big dummy Gantu's not the biggest Dummy that I've known (Gantu goes behind AstroRage) (Show-stopper) Oh yes, it is true Gantu He's not a big big big dummy not Very big dummy named Gantu......... Yeah! (song ends) What? (looks behind to notice Gantu) Oh, yes!
AstroRage - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sorry if I offended you. So I regret making this parody.
Mrs. Critic - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, why is there a Patti Page album cover on here? She has nothing to do with TOS.
Christie Marie M - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Now THIS is what I call a parody of the original!!! In regards to adding different versions to the lyrics it makes it very interesting!! You even got to add the parody of Kyle telling Cartman to "shut up!" whereas Gantu says "Very Funny!" I give it a 555 ;).

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