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Song Parodies -> "Barf All Night"

Original Song Title:

"Far Behind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Candlebox

Parody Song Title:

"Barf All Night"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

Was crazy
for me to drink all of that gi-in
but I did it anyway
And yeah, maybe
me ordering that last gla-ass
well, it was a big mistake
Eyes glazy
and my friends, they're all just laughing as I stumble
and am falling to the ground
As I'm laying
my friends just point at me and keep on laughing
they just keep laughing oh, so loud
But then someone really looks at me
and say "he don't look good" as I mumble
"hurry get me to a bowl,
and you had better not take your time,
my booze is leavin' soon, and if I don't reach it
hey, I'm still gonna barf all night"

Now, may-yay-yay-yay-yabe
I shouldn't have drank all that much and fast
but I did it anyway
Aw, should've pa-a-a-aced it
but I was really having me a blast
but I cannot hold my drinks, aw no, no

I cannot hold my drinks, and now I suffer
mmm mmm
Aw, take me...
What the hell was I gonna say?
Oh yeah...take me drunk, I'm home
So, they take me
and drop me off at my place, and they just leave me on my lawn
jerks, left me on my lawn
Oh, I know I'll hurt tomorrow, woe,
but not much else make sense inside of my mind
as I trip searching for light
Now, I feel my gut will lose control
I'm pissed at them, they left so soon
they should've helped me
because I'm gonna barf all night

But may-yay-yay-yay-be
I shouldn't have drank all that much and fast
oh, but I did it anyway
And may-yay-yay-yay-be
it serves me right that I am on my ass
oh, 'cause I cannot hold my drinks, and I do know so!

Oh no!
Oh, no no no no!
Oh, no no! Was that a lung?
Oh gosh!
Oh yuck!
When the hell did I eat that?!

So, may-yay-yay-yay-be
that's the last time I should drink like that
and be a good boy from this day
Oh, 'cause right now I'm sicker than an old lady
how much longer will this sickness last?
I swear I've barfed more than I drank
Oh yeah, I tried to change but once more, my stupid ass, it just fell down
sighed "motherf*cker"
guess I'll just stay down, stay right down
but lay on my front, I'm sure I ain't done
last time I drink like that
'cause it makes me barf all night
makes me barf all night
makes me barf all ni-i-i-i-i-ight

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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AFW - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, welcome back, Billy....Very well told, and funny epic, here...I've had some similar times in my day..
Billy Boyd - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Late replying I know, but thank you very Much AFW for the welcome back and kind comment.
JP - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good. 5's. I love the OS, I can't believe only one person has ever parodied it.

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