Song Parodies -> Gonna Rhyme Until My Gums Bleed
| Original Song Title: | "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See" |
| Original Performer: | Busta Rhymes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gonna Rhyme Until My Gums Bleed" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
This song is not supposed to make any sense, I'm making fun of Busta Rhymes going on these random rhyme tangents that don't make any sense whatsoever. What is this original song really about anyways? Nobody knows...
Oh crap…
Hell no…
Rap is dumb…
Learn to cuss with bimbos…
Yo-Ho!
Busta Rhymes (That’s me!)
Not Heaven (That’s the truth)
Zip it (Uh-uh)
Turn it off
Drunk drivers keep on swaying and spraying off the road (Beer)
Chili's a food really hot made by Willy Bode (Who?)
When I’m watching Star Trek I hear “Beam me, Scotty, Bro!”
Later at the pub I drink too much and then I gotta go! (Pee)
If I need to get gas then I’ll drive over to Texaco (Pump)
I like old skool rap like Coolio he’ll soon be pro (Rap)
He’s not like Busta Rhymes who makes words like dool-ieo (What?)
Must be on crystal meth to act that foolish, no? (Drugs)
That cat! Sylvester wants to eat that Tweety Bird (Chirp)
Oh sh*t, That last line didn’t end with the letter “O” (Crud!)
Oh my I almost missed this line in editing so here you go (Boo!)
Time to change the rhyme scheme now make words like “Dispose” (Tough)
Spit on you a bit weld a whip while wearing my black clothes (Sex)
Poet? Not at all, This is crap far from fine prose (Doctor Seuss)
Like Eminem but I’m far worse when gangstas start to doze (Zzz)
If you don’t mind the clucking you can take this chicken home, That’s that
If you wanna be a rapper like me
You don’t need to think just know how to speak
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
“That Bullwinkle was moose” (Easy!)
If you still don’t think that this job is a breeze
“Tom Cruise likes Scientology”
Gonna rhyme about random things
Pure bull hockey is the way I’ll be
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
An Octopus (What?)
A huge mess my girlfriend will make a fuss and I’m a wuss (Clean!)
“Are you pondering what I’m pondering” said mouse whose famous (Narf!)
The hero of that Scotland is just William Wallace (He’ll moon!)
Ron trusts that Harry’s godfather’s Serious (Black!)
Although the bad guy is Potion’s Master Severus (Snape!)
No Potter fans? Well how about J-Lo’s bust? (Big!)
Don’t go down that slide kids cause it’s full of rust (Ouch!)
The bad guys in Star Wars are so imperious (Sith!)
Gladiators way back then fought in arenas
Screw Busta Rhymes lets go get that Notorious
Or Snoop Dogg, or 50 Cent, or even that guy Ludicrous (Lists!)
I wish that I could say that at least it’s humorous (Ha!)
The Matrix has that black guy Morpheous (War!)
When Dominos brings pizza I always skip the crust (Bread)
Those hookers smelled funky think they had syphilis
Lost my lust instead I am filled with disgust (Gross!)
I might need a band-aid because my cut is squirting puss (Ouch!)
Turned to dust and felt my body self-combust (Poof!)
Tick some people off to get in fights but I’m harmless (Punch)
Barbies you can buy at Toys R Us (Girls)
I am no listener of that Fergalicious (Pain!)
Need to wear this paper bag because your face is hideous (Ewww!)
Coming up with these words that end in “us” is laborious
(Background)
Hate rap, Hate rap-rap-rap-rap-rap
Hate rap, Hate rap-rap-rap-rap-rap
That’s that!
Why’d Dave force me to make this parody?
Well at least it’s done and I can sleep
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
Gone buck wild just to be silly
This song’s hearty but at last complete
I’d do “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Before I rewrite this whole parody
Pure bull hockey to full degree
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
Hell no…
Rap is dumb…
Learn to cuss with bimbos…
Yo-Ho!
Busta Rhymes (That’s me!)
Not Heaven (That’s the truth)
Zip it (Uh-uh)
Turn it off
Drunk drivers keep on swaying and spraying off the road (Beer)
Chili's a food really hot made by Willy Bode (Who?)
When I’m watching Star Trek I hear “Beam me, Scotty, Bro!”
Later at the pub I drink too much and then I gotta go! (Pee)
If I need to get gas then I’ll drive over to Texaco (Pump)
I like old skool rap like Coolio he’ll soon be pro (Rap)
He’s not like Busta Rhymes who makes words like dool-ieo (What?)
Must be on crystal meth to act that foolish, no? (Drugs)
That cat! Sylvester wants to eat that Tweety Bird (Chirp)
Oh sh*t, That last line didn’t end with the letter “O” (Crud!)
Oh my I almost missed this line in editing so here you go (Boo!)
Time to change the rhyme scheme now make words like “Dispose” (Tough)
Spit on you a bit weld a whip while wearing my black clothes (Sex)
Poet? Not at all, This is crap far from fine prose (Doctor Seuss)
Like Eminem but I’m far worse when gangstas start to doze (Zzz)
If you don’t mind the clucking you can take this chicken home, That’s that
If you wanna be a rapper like me
You don’t need to think just know how to speak
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
“That Bullwinkle was moose” (Easy!)
If you still don’t think that this job is a breeze
“Tom Cruise likes Scientology”
Gonna rhyme about random things
Pure bull hockey is the way I’ll be
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
An Octopus (What?)
A huge mess my girlfriend will make a fuss and I’m a wuss (Clean!)
“Are you pondering what I’m pondering” said mouse whose famous (Narf!)
The hero of that Scotland is just William Wallace (He’ll moon!)
Ron trusts that Harry’s godfather’s Serious (Black!)
Although the bad guy is Potion’s Master Severus (Snape!)
No Potter fans? Well how about J-Lo’s bust? (Big!)
Don’t go down that slide kids cause it’s full of rust (Ouch!)
The bad guys in Star Wars are so imperious (Sith!)
Gladiators way back then fought in arenas
Screw Busta Rhymes lets go get that Notorious
Or Snoop Dogg, or 50 Cent, or even that guy Ludicrous (Lists!)
I wish that I could say that at least it’s humorous (Ha!)
The Matrix has that black guy Morpheous (War!)
When Dominos brings pizza I always skip the crust (Bread)
Those hookers smelled funky think they had syphilis
Lost my lust instead I am filled with disgust (Gross!)
I might need a band-aid because my cut is squirting puss (Ouch!)
Turned to dust and felt my body self-combust (Poof!)
Tick some people off to get in fights but I’m harmless (Punch)
Barbies you can buy at Toys R Us (Girls)
I am no listener of that Fergalicious (Pain!)
Need to wear this paper bag because your face is hideous (Ewww!)
Coming up with these words that end in “us” is laborious
(Background)
Hate rap, Hate rap-rap-rap-rap-rap
Hate rap, Hate rap-rap-rap-rap-rap
That’s that!
Why’d Dave force me to make this parody?
Well at least it’s done and I can sleep
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
Gone buck wild just to be silly
This song’s hearty but at last complete
I’d do “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Before I rewrite this whole parody
Pure bull hockey to full degree
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
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All those votes, but no comments? Well I'll change that. Matty, Matty, Matty. . .I love what you did with my idea. Your pacing was close enough to earn a 5, though you were off in a few spots. You also missed some rhymes, but as you alluded to, Busta Rhymes was rhyme-sane on this song. The randomness was great, one intentionally missed rhyme (Tweety Bird) you played very well, that was neat, I got a good laugh out of the listing of other rappers, the reference to Eminem was well placed, I don't know Matty--very well done--it should be a song of the month contender, whether or not it will be will depend on people's ability to see the randomness was intentional, and their ability to appreciate the challenge this song presents, at least from my angle, you get all 5's on one of the toughest Epic 40 songs on the list--very impressive.
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