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Song Parodies -> "The X-men (part 1)"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See"

Original Performer:

Busta Rhymes

Parody Song Title:

"The X-men (part 1)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I wrote this in 10 minutes before I left work...I hope you like it
Hit you with fire sprayin, so what you sayin' you?
Kill you with the ice really, what da dealy, yo?
When we be on the scene, yes we do our duty, yo
Run up in the streets like the Danger Room studio
You don't wanna violate, human, really and truly-yo
My main man is named Logan yo, he's smokin' yo
Type of mutant that'll leave your body broken, yo
Silly humans scared to death, short-spoken yo
X that, look at Marie, she's a little hottie yo
The way she's walking makes you wanna get up on her body, yo
Don't touch, 'cause she will blush, suck up your power, yo
Gloves all on her hands so that her power won't go
Hit you with a hit, make you bloody all in your knows
Hotness, got all our people in X clothes
Watch Kurt Wagner when he comes and when he goes
If you don't know, you messin' with the mutant fighter pros

If you really wanna battle with me
Let me see just what you got for me
Put all your men where my eyes can see
We're the X-men, up in the place to be

If you really wanna battle with me
We'll make your name go down in history
Put all your men where my eyes could see
We're the X-men in the place to be
If you really wanna battle with me-

In God we trust
Yo it's a must that you heard of us, yo we dangerous
A lotta humans is wonderin' and the curious
How me and my mutants do it is so mysterious
Furious, Mr. Magneto is serious
Got other peeps walkin' around fearin' us
Front, Eric, like you don't wanna be hearin' is
Gotta listen to Xavier, he's savin' us
Any time of day, you don't wanna be playin' us
Damagin' everything all up in your area
Yo it's funny how all the humans be always dissin' us
Callin' us all kinds of names, always steady pissin' us
But we're good, and we help 'em out, then they missin' us
Dissin' us, soon they will be kissin us
We the X-men, you crazy, you know we 'bout to bust
Crazy super powers, the people be cheerin' us
Come and trust, instead of you makin a fuss
Mutants know better 'cause there ain't no comparin' us
Mad at us? Humans are always oblivious
But when we start fighting, we always victorious
Oh sh*t, my whole clique, we infamous
Even the young ones fight, cause we straight up warriors
While you feelin that I know you be feelig so glorious
Then you blitz and have a fit, Jean Grey just played a trick on us, like THAT

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