Ha Ha Ha , Ha ha
Ha Ha Ha , Ha ha
Ha Ha Ha , Ha ha

{chorus}
When i step out side for mail
Yo i 'm not upset
Who-hoo
Got my unemployment check
I'm gonna buy some sh*t
On that you can bet
WHo-Hoo
Got my unemployment check
And you know that on the way to the bank
Tunes in the cassette deck
Wo-hoo
Got my unemployment check
Throw some money to the clerk
amd get remember get your change back
Wo-hoo
Got my unemployment check

(1st verse)
SiLLy BoNeZ up in the bank and i need some money
my jobby laid me off and that ain't funny
so i called unemployment so i could get the booney
pressed mad buttons that made me go loney
i messed up some of the numbers
on customers service talked to a dude named mooney
he had a funny voice and it sounded cartoony
don't know when i go back to work
and they said they would call me
if they don't then i think
i am gonna scream like a banshee
hopefully in a few days i will look in my mail box
and see my check in there andexclaim woo-peeee !!!!
i am starting to get bills
and all of them want fees
i keep getting phone calls saying "PAY US PLEASE"

{chorus}
When i step out side for mail
Yo i 'm not upset
Who-hoo
Got my unemployment check
I'm gonna buy some sh*t
On that you can bet
WHo-Hoo
Got my unemployment check
And you know that on the way to the bank
Tunes in the cassette deck
Wo-hoo
Got my unemployment check
Throw some money to the clerk
amd get remember get your change back
Wo-hoo
Got my unemployment check

(Verse)
How dare bill collectors call my home
do you think if i had the money
i wouldn't be gettin the bone
and if i freaking send that stuff
then you would leave me alone
if they keep calling i won't pick up the phone
i need some freking money or a freaking loan
mailmenwalk the streets
with their pagages they roam
if they bring my sh*t to the wrong address
then they gotta atone
if it ain't a stupid mailman
then it probably won't
i got my money today so now i gotta go
to the bank of downriver
savings and loans

{chorus}
When i step out side for mail
Yo i 'm not upset
Who-hoo
Got my unemployment check
I'm gonna buy some sh*t
On that you can bet
WHo-Hoo
Got my unemployment check
And you know that on the way to the bank
Tunes in the cassette deck
Wo-hoo
Got my unemployment check
Throw some money to the clerk
amd get remember get your change back
Wo-hoo
Got my unemployment check

(rampage)
You gotsta gimme my check
unemployed is who i be
... Downriver is where i is
HA HA
(in the back ground you hear Ha HA HA Ha HA Ha (8x)

(verse 3)
i can't wait til my jobby call me back
then i ain't out of a job cuz tha sh*ts wack
being laid off is such a bunch of crap
so if they lay me off again i am gonna
havetacome in with the attack
hold on i hear my phone
and i will be right back
they said they need me monday-friday
and of workers they have the lack
well of course i said yes cuz i got the skillz
the know how and the knack
cuz all the other people at the biulding
are way too off the track
i am raking in the dough
and how i am gonna spend it makes me laugh
so when you out of a job remember this rap


{chorus}
When i step out side for mail
Yo i 'm not upset
Who-hoo
Got my unemployment check
I'm gonna buy some sh*t
On that you can bet
WHo-Hoo
Got my unemployment check
And you know that on the way to the bank
Tunes in the cassette deck
Wo-hoo
Got my unemployment check
Throw some money to the clerk
amd get remember get your change back
Wo-hoo
Got my unemployment check

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Yo Yo Yay Yo Yay
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