Birthday cake. Sing the song.
I'll cut a slice for all the kids.
We're all done. Time for fun.
Who is here to entertain?

There's a knock. Hear the bell.
He walks in, but he falls down.
What should I say, should I do
With a real drunk clown?

Cause I don't wanna drunken clown in this house.
I've hired a wasted man with face paint and red hair. (Yeah)
I don't wanna drunken clown in this house.
Hired a wasted, wasted man......

His name is James, and he claims
That he knows a few good games.
This one is called "Make me Numb"
Then he has a shot of rum.

Then he says, "Have ya gotta
little can--dy pinata?"
What should I say, should I do
With a real drunk clown?

Cause I don't wanna drunken clown in this house.
I've hired a wasted man with face paint and red hair. (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
I don't wanna drunken clown in this house.
Hired a wasted, wasted man......

Throw up, throw up, throw up.
He's high.

Can't sedate. He is gone.
Lost in thoughts of alcohol.
I'm dismayed, since he stayed
He demands that he be paid.

And the kids thought he rocked.
I guess he deserves a check.
What can I say, other than
He's a fun drunk clown.

Now I don't wanna sober clown in this house.
Intoxicate all the guys with face paint and red hair. (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
I don't wanna sober clown in this house.
Intoxicate all the, all the guys...

I love this, I love this
I love this, I love this
I love this, I love this
I love this, I love this

I love this drunk clown.
I just wanna drunken clown in this house,
this house, this house, this house, this house
this house, this house, this house, this house...