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Song Parodies -> "Swallow/Suffocate/Whatever"

Original Song Title:

"Swallowed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bush

Parody Song Title:

"Swallow/Suffocate/Whatever"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Choked on Italian pizza yesterday
Couldn't think what I once had
Chicken shit, going underneath
Where you are, gives a (bong)

Swallowed
Suffocate
I don't suffocate on my food anymore
Swallowed
Suffocate
I don't suffocate on my food anymore
I don't suffocate on my food anymore
I don't suffocate on my food anymore

Just going to eat it slow

Hey, chef you said
'Try this food, please'
Chefs then would love to die soon
If you wanna hear my Gwen Stefani act
Shove it up
Shove it up
Shove it up your (boing)

Swallowed
Suffocate
I don't suffocate on my food anymore
Swallowed
Suffocate
I don't suffocate on my food anymore
I don't suffocate on my food anymore
I don't suffocate on my food anymore
I don't suffocate on my food anymore

(CHOKING SOUNDS > COUGH):

Fack: would you please chew with it closed
Cynthia: why
Fack: if you eat like that, you'll choke
Health and safety reasons, you Manc twat
Cynthia: will do
Fack: finally, god almighty

Pissed on sausages at aged 19
Urinated on my own self underneath
Seventh son must chew with it closed
If it eats like that, then choke

Swallowed
Suffocate
Choking
I don't eat like that anymore
Swallowed
Suffocate
I don't eat like that anymore
Swallowed
Suffocate
I don't eat like that anymore
I don't eat like that anymore

Going to my own self now
Going to my own self now
Going to my own self now
Going to my own self now

I miss the days of eating fast
I miss the days of eating fast
I miss the days of eating fast
I miss the days of eating fast
I miss the days of eating fast
I miss the days of eating fast
I miss the days of eating fast

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