Song Parodies -> Slytherin
| Original Song Title: | "Glycerine" |
| Original Performer: | Bush |
| Parody Song Title: | "Slytherin" |
| Parody Written by: | Aaron J. DeGaray |
I solemnly swear this my final song by Aaron DeGaray
Hope for the house, that helps you out
And where you will go, there's no need to know
You're house is declared, and you will be there
Everybody wonders where
If you are disturbed, well, you got some nerves
If you go there you will serve
But you must remember that
It's all up to the Sorting Hat
And the hat says you join...
Slytherin
In Hufflepuff, you do not belong
Gryffindor is not for the truly strong
In Ravenclaw, you do not get real
Must you rule with fists of steal
Treat Muggles well, you do not belong
Therefore our pureblood makes us strong
And the hat says you join...
Can't go easy on anyone
Must you use the spells so dark
Do you wear the mark?
We get fierce like the shark
Slytherin
Slytherin
And the hat says you join...
Slytherin
And the hat says you join...
Slytherin, Slytherin
Slytherin, Slytherin
Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra
Power lies within...
Do not deny
The power is here
Be a god by seventh year
Unstoppable
Wipe out the Muggles
Trash your foes into rubble
And the hat says you join...
Can't go easy on anyone...
Slytherin
And where you will go, there's no need to know
You're house is declared, and you will be there
Everybody wonders where
If you are disturbed, well, you got some nerves
If you go there you will serve
But you must remember that
It's all up to the Sorting Hat
And the hat says you join...
Slytherin
In Hufflepuff, you do not belong
Gryffindor is not for the truly strong
In Ravenclaw, you do not get real
Must you rule with fists of steal
Treat Muggles well, you do not belong
Therefore our pureblood makes us strong
And the hat says you join...
Can't go easy on anyone
Must you use the spells so dark
Do you wear the mark?
We get fierce like the shark
Slytherin
Slytherin
And the hat says you join...
Slytherin
And the hat says you join...
Slytherin, Slytherin
Slytherin, Slytherin
Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra
Power lies within...
Do not deny
The power is here
Be a god by seventh year
Unstoppable
Wipe out the Muggles
Trash your foes into rubble
And the hat says you join...
Can't go easy on anyone...
Slytherin
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