-> "Listerine"
Original Song Title:
"Glycerine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Listerine"
Parody Written by:
Supa K
The Lyrics
this must be your mouth
i cant figure out
how your gums
can be so full of germs
you should brush
or at least use mouthwash
even floss
no gingivitis
get those teeth white
don't let them get gray
wash those germs
wash them away
get rid of this
disgusting plaque
keep using mouthwash
so your gums don't turn black
don't let let your breath attract flies
listerine
i never had bad breath
it's fresh all the time
so just clean your gums
and don't whine
use after every meal
so the tartar doesn't build
'cause when it does, it's like a mouth full of oil
treated your mouth bad
screwed up your teeth
couldn't be any worse
if it was full of grease
don't let your breath attract flies
listerine
wash 3 times daily
wash no less
how can you kiss with that nasty breath
better than other brands
as you can see
the best mouthwash
is listerine
don't let your breath attract flies
if you use mouthwash, make it be
listerine
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