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Song Parodies -> "Old Damn Trucker"

Original Song Title:

"Old Dan Tucker"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Old Damn Trucker"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

That Old Damn Trucker he's a real road hog
Prob'lly fakes his ICC log
In the fast lane and drivin' slow..
Must not have a damned place to go

Get out of the way! Old Damn Trucker,
Makin' that wake wind, I can't buck her
Get out of the way! Old Damn Trucker,
I'll sneak beside you, I'm a snucker..

Old Damn Trucker's got eighteen wheels
You'd think he'd be flyin' to make some deals
Goes up the grade like a turtle shell
Then down the mountain just fast as hell..

Get out of the way! Old Damn Trucker,
Can'tcha' hear my horn blow, Sucker?
Get out of the way! Old Damn Trucker,
You're that word..that rhymes with tucker..

Now Old Damn Truckers pay road tax high
When I gas my Cadillac, so do I
Honkin' my horn, I scream and shout
Need a CB to chew him out..

That Old Damn Trucker won't let me pass
I'm doin' ninety on his ass
Swerves to the left and then the right
Then, he slams his airbrakes..Oh, goodnight!

There's hell to pay, Old Damn Trucker
Wrecked my Cadillac, you sucker!
Tank truck rig, Man, I struck her
It's my dyin' day, Old Damn Trucker..

It's my dyin' day, Old Damn,,,,errrr

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alvin - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
a fun singalong
Red Ant - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Bruce Stringbean did this in the 90s? What on Earth would possess him to cover a kids' song? Anywho, run read, and a massive improvement over the OS. 5s over and out.
AFW - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin....and thanks Red Ant... not really a children's song, originally..written in 1843 as a southern folk song, and played in early minstrel shows..
John Barry - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, john
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