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Song Parodies -> "Boot 'Scooter' Boogie"

Original Song Title:

"Boot Scootin' Boogie"

Original Performer:

Brooks and Dunn

Parody Song Title:

"Boot 'Scooter' Boogie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Five big indictments on a "Scooter"
Ain't good signs
A worried White house, now
Read between the lines
They're chargin' obstruction, perjury,
False statements, too
Don't wanna' be goin' down with the boat
Give 'em a good scapegoat
It's the Boot "Scooter" Boogie

Old Junkyard Fitz, he might still get Cheney
Ain't a' hurricane, but, sure gettin' rainy
Could be a new "Katrina", too
When that storm's all done
They're still diggin' in the riggin'
And will not go 'way,
Out to get the goods..
They do the Boot "Scooter "Boogie

One heel goes, On their toes
There'll be many more woes,
Boot "Scooter"
Launch attack, take no flak,
Alibi for Iraq
They're gonna' boogie
Give speech, pure as bleach,
Out of reach,
Boot "Scooter" Boogie

The country wants answers
Not just more mystery
They know that if they are hearin' thunder
Lightning will be..
Times are hotter than the Fourth of July
Many right wings, left wings, startin' to shake
Gettin' more wide awake
'Cause of The Boot "Scooter" Boogie

Divert, too, the bird flu,
Mustn't drop the next shoe,
Boot "Scooter"
In the grove, Karl Rove
Can't untangle webs wove
They're gonna' boogie
Defend, never bend, till the end,
Boot "Scooter" Boogie...

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