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Original Song Title:

"What You Don't Know About Women"

Parody Song Title:

"What You Don't Know About Women (Parody Version)"

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On November 18 and 19 of 2005, I will be playing the part of "Marshall Brown" in The Nashoba Players' new dinner theatre production, "The Award Show". At the request of the director, I've been "commissioned" to write some parodies of show-tunes that we will use in this upcoming performance of "The Award Show". This particular parody will be sung by The Award Show Lovelies as they scold the Emcee, Eddie Panache.
[ ASHLEY ]
What you don't know about women

[ AMBER ]
(What you don't know about women)

[ BOTH ]
Could fill a shelf of books

[ ASHLEY ]
You are the type of jerk who works
At trying to be clever

[ AMBER ]
But never tries to be a guy
Who'd love a girl forever

[ BOTH ]
You only have to open up your mouth to show

[ ASHLEY ]
What you don't know

[ AMBER ]
(And you don't know)

[ BOTH ]
About women

A woman likes her man to say
That she remains exotic
And that he finds her everyday
Hypnotically erotic

[ ASHLEY ]
It's not enough to know your line
To polish and routine it

[ AMBER ]
(And heaven knows i know your line
The whole routine, i've seen it)

[ BOTH ]
Ya gotta mean it

[ ASHLEY ]
What you don't know about women

[ AMBER ]
(What you don't know about women)

[ BOTH ]
Is what we need to hear

[ ASHLEY ]
A drink or two and in a while
You think you will be scoring

[ AMBER ]
You think if you just wink an' smile
We'll blink and be adoring

[ BOTH ]
And ev'ry hollow compliment and phrase defines

[ ASHLEY ]
And underlines

[ BOTH ]
What you don't know about women

You think what I don't know will not hurt me
But you don't know how often you do

I'm stronger though, now, I'll re-assert me!
I'll tell you why I don't burn for you ---

[ ASHLEY ]
You're immature and self-centered

[ AMBER ]
You're an incurable player

[ ASHLEY ]
You show a lack of compassion

[ AMBER ]
You don't know jack about heartache

[ ASHLEY ]
You never think about feelings

[ AMBER ]
You only wink at commitment

[ ASHLEY ]
You're running low on emotion

[ BOTH ]
What you don't know about women's
Only a drop in the ocean
Next to what you don't know about me
You are in need of
A little enlight'ning
On ladies and love
But you can't see

What you don't know about women
Is fright'ning
And you don't know nothin' about me
"What You Don't Know About Women (Parody Version)" COPYRIGHT 2005 John D. Small

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Red Ant - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but liked this. Sounds like Eddie is going to get roasted.

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