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Song Parodies -> "Some Hives"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Brittany Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Some Hives"

Parody Written by:

Steven Benz

The Lyrics

Your never putting moves on me...
That you keep your pretty hand off of me..
I just wanna go away..
But every time you rub my leg i have to stay

I wanna believe that you are not gay..
Cause it sounds so bad
But will you ever kiss me, im a hoe...
there's things up twat that you just dont know..

Sometimes Im fun
Sometimes im wild
Sometimes im Diseased from you
But all i really want is my twat to be alright
no green flies
Have my health rise
Baby i know i have hives

I didnt want you to see my rash.
Now im alone and i know why
Hoped that you would deal with me
You'll see its not a bad disease
I wanna believe that you are not gay.
Cause it sounds so bad
But will you ever kiss me, im a hoe
There's thing up my twat that you just dont know

Repeat Chorus

Touch me and your dick will turn green
I need the doctor to give me some Vagaline
Touch me
But im not diseased free...

Repeat Chorus

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