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Song Parodies -> "Brittany Cooks Like Shes Nine"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Brittany Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Brittany Cooks Like Shes Nine"

Parody Written by:

Steven Benz

The Lyrics

Oh hubby hubby...
Oh hubby hubby...

Oh hubby hubby how was i supposed to know..
The marriage was a nightmare.
Oh hubby hubby you dinner shouldnt have been cold...
And now your getting fast food

Tell me how hot you want it to be
Tell me hubby cause' i need a boob job oh because
My hungerness is killing me ( fast food )
I must confess I can not cook ( cant cook )
wish i had mom cause' i cook like im nine
Give me a easy bake oven,
Brittany cooks like shes nine

Oh hubby Hubby
The reason I cook is you
i cook when you got me blinded
Oh pretty hubby theres nothing i woulndt cook for you
Even if it taste like Poo!!

Oh hubby hubby how was i supposed to know
Oh pretty hubby i shouldnt have married you...
I must confess i can not cook
And im hungry...
Dont you know ill order out
And you will be here poor me some wine
Hit me cause' i cook like im nine

Chorus( 2x )

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Britney Spears - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You spelled my first name wrong... tisk tisk. :(
Steven - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, Britney.
Justin Timberlake - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney you cant cook though
Steven Benz - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney you know i love its just fun making fun of your songs.. :-) Call me Britney ill get you that coffee i promised last week
Joelle - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
That was funny! I sometimes imagine the same thing happening to me when I'm married.
Steven Benz - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha :-) TY Joelle I was just bored and i wrote a parody really quick and i figures Britneys so rich and all she probobaly cant cook she probobly has people make her Food,Bed etc.. LOL I cant believe someone gave me a 1 grrr makes me mad i thought it was very funny and so did all of my friends ill keep posting parodys plz keep voting for me
Hubby - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I am disgusted with the frozen pea's and burnt meat
neisnfr - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Kevin Federline - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
She cooks bad! She burnt my pizza! She broke my beer bottles!
Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Britney may cook like she's 9 but... these go to 11!

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