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Song Parodies -> "Last Token (Aeris vs Tifa)"

Original Song Title:

"Love Token"

Original Performer:

Brian May (of Queen)

Parody Song Title:

"Last Token (Aeris vs Tifa)"

Parody Written by:

mayniac

The Lyrics

for fans of Final Fantasy VII
Tifa's in love! Aeris is in love!
It's just a shame they love the same man!

Oh let me say that...

Sephy's in a jam, Yuffie's on the lam!
The game is over, gotta find some more money.

Oh everybody's goin' crazy 'cos I keep croakin'.
I dig in my pocket but it's just air that I'm gropin'.
People's waitin' and they start their groanin'.
Guess I'm down to my very last token.

Ya got luck but ya ain't got style.
Quit this game and go beat up Guile.
Chun-Li's not as ridiculously busty as Tifa.
But Tifa's bust is what I play the game for!

[guitar solo]

Aeris : Oh man, life ain't what it used to be.
Tifa : You're tellin' me, you Cloud-stealin' slut!
Aeris : Tifa what ya screamin' for actin' like a fuckin' whore?
Tifa : And Aeris quit wavin that wand in the air!
Aeris : WHY?! DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY!
Tifa : You'll put someone's eye out...hopefully yours.
Aeris : You put crap in Cloud's mind, you got shit for brains.
Tifa : Well you don't give me nothin', and Cloud's gonna get some.
Aeris : Ooh...fuck you, skankwhore.
Tifa : Anytime, frostbitch.

People's waitin' and they start their groanin'.
Guess I'm down to my veryyyyyy last token.

(I found it! HERE I GO AGAIN!!!)

[guitar solo]

I don't wanna leave you, Aeris!
I don't wanna leave you,Tifa!

I'm a long-haired hippie, I'm always stoned.
You can't beat me, so you need me.
I love to live! I love to love!
This last token's gonna get me some!

[guitar solo]

What the hell? My coin was stolen!
So much for my lastttttttt token!

[guitar solo]

I don't wanna leave you, Aeris! (Aeris! Aeris! Aeris!)
I don't wanna leave you, Tifa! (Tifa! Tifa! Tifa!)
No I don't wanna leave them, I don't wanna leave them, especially Yuffie!
But I guess I'm gonna have to.....................BABES!

[rip-roarin' piano solo into fade]

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