-> "Lunch Time"
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(Let's Dine...wanna order?...what will you get today?...)
Lunch time, lunch time, lunch time!
I don't care what kind of food you guys all get
I really have to stick to my diet
Let's start the deal, it's lunch time, it's lunch time
The noon meal, it's lunch time, it's lunch time
Click your heels, it's lunch time, it's lunch time
It's for real, the lunch time
Lunch time again, on a Friday again
We choose from the menu that was passed out by Kevin
On the warehouse floor, each woman and each man
Collect it all together, bring the cash to Alan
Hey there, Nancy
What do you fancy to-day?
Same as Clancy? Yes, that I can see..
You know what?
There are many spots for lunch takeout
(there's lots of spots for good grub)
Now some are good but some give us doubt
(that's what I would say)
That place where we got brauts with sauerkraut
(that was a crummy day)
The buns they came in tasted just like grout
(they did not clean the tray)
Oh lord, the meat was gray, and all the walls were stained
(they got shut down last May)
I swear to God they all did not get trained
(they seemed to take all day)
They got low pay, but you dared not complain
(their boss had, their boss had, their boss had no mercy)
Or they would spit upon your plate, YUCK!
Those servers there would make a face and pout
(don't know why they stayed)
And look at you like you were a piece of trout
(their names were Vic and Jose)
And make you wish you took a different route
(yeah it's not what you want)
To a place that doesn't blow your colon out
(yeah it's not what you want, not what you want)
So we order from that deli 'cross from Regents Park
Try their dog and chips with chili slathered on top
You should check it out, it's all fresh and fast
If you pay it upfront they'll make it however you want, for instance
Fresh chopped salad and a cup of minestrone
A sub with lettuce, ham, onions and provolone (Baloney!)
And now today there was gyros for John
And a combo plate of tacos and stuffed peppers for Juan
And Jenna got a bagel with some schmeer and salmon
Myself I got a chicken salad, so did Ron
And a fresh lemonade for thirst satisfaction
And when you add it up with some calculation
That's an eight dollar tip for the delivery man Sean
Wonderful, bountiful, flavorful, digestible
(This pickle's so juicy!)
Ain't no bull, laudable, edible comestible
(It's so good, so good!)
(I'm so full)
By the pound
It is bound
Have 'em crowned!
Buy a round!
They have stopped our hunger, mister!
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