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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Time"

Original Song Title:

"Rainshine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bran Van 3000

Parody Song Title:

"Lunch Time"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

(Let's Dine...wanna order?...what will you get today?...)

Lunch time, lunch time, lunch time!
I don't care what kind of food you guys all get
I really have to stick to my diet
Let's start the deal, it's lunch time, it's lunch time
The noon meal, it's lunch time, it's lunch time
Click your heels, it's lunch time, it's lunch time
It's for real, the lunch time

Lunch time again, on a Friday again
We choose from the menu that was passed out by Kevin
On the warehouse floor, each woman and each man
Collect it all together, bring the cash to Alan
Hey there, Nancy
What do you fancy to-day?
Same as Clancy? Yes, that I can see..

You know what?
There are many spots for lunch takeout
(there's lots of spots for good grub)
Now some are good but some give us doubt
(that's what I would say)
That place where we got brauts with sauerkraut
(that was a crummy day)
The buns they came in tasted just like grout
(they did not clean the tray)
Oh lord, the meat was gray, and all the walls were stained
(they got shut down last May)
I swear to God they all did not get trained
(they seemed to take all day)
They got low pay, but you dared not complain
(their boss had, their boss had, their boss had no mercy)
Or they would spit upon your plate, YUCK!

Those servers there would make a face and pout
(don't know why they stayed)
And look at you like you were a piece of trout
(their names were Vic and Jose)
And make you wish you took a different route
(yeah it's not what you want)
To a place that doesn't blow your colon out
(yeah it's not what you want, not what you want)

So we order from that deli 'cross from Regents Park
Try their dog and chips with chili slathered on top
You should check it out, it's all fresh and fast
If you pay it upfront they'll make it however you want, for instance

Fresh chopped salad and a cup of minestrone
A sub with lettuce, ham, onions and provolone (Baloney!)

And now today there was gyros for John
And a combo plate of tacos and stuffed peppers for Juan
And Jenna got a bagel with some schmeer and salmon
Myself I got a chicken salad, so did Ron
And a fresh lemonade for thirst satisfaction
And when you add it up with some calculation
That's an eight dollar tip for the delivery man Sean

Wonderful, bountiful, flavorful, digestible
(This pickle's so juicy!)
Ain't no bull, laudable, edible comestible
(It's so good, so good!)
Flavorful edible
(Getting full)
Flavorful edible
(I'm so full)

By the pound
It is bound
To astound
Have 'em crowned!
Buy a round!
They have stopped our hunger, mister!
Copyright 2011, Agrimorfee

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Agrimorfee - April 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Dumb me forgot to add the Youtube for this fascinating but obscure tune--one of my all time favorites: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXW4yMwmm6A . Enjoy!
Matthias - April 04, 2011 - Report this comment
You sure love the bizarre tunes Aggy. It's a good thing that I love them too! This was a fun song! It's hard to read it to the parody the first time to the parody the first few times because I spent too much time actually listening to the song. Haha. But after awhile I got it and it was great.
Old Man Ribber - April 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Agri - Nice job, but my opinion doesn't count. ;D
Agrimorfee - April 04, 2013 - Report this comment
One line missing in the reggae guy's breakdown verses near the end: "Be careful when you chew or put your jaw in traction."
Max Power - April 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Lunch breaks are welcome in workplaces, that way people can have excuse to rest for a moment.
bobpiecheese - April 24, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) I really like how the mood changed along with the song, really added a lot. Fantastic parody in spite of how overdone food parodies usually are. 555!
Matthias - April 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Really liked this song and it's one of those cool parodies that you do and I've never even heard of the original band or the original song before. Very well done here and it makes me hungry for some lunch.
Blaydeman - April 24, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) I too love to do songs of obscure artists and songs, so much respect. The OS was really interesting, and your parody was good. Not the funniest I've seen from you, but still great.
Abbott Skelding - April 25, 2013 - Report this comment
There are a lot of really funny lines in this one. Like most, I haven't heard the OS, but it was really catchy and your spoof was, dare I say, tasty! haha
Red Ant - April 26, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Outstanding rhyming and scansion, but this didnt do much for me. Maybe the OS, maybe because Ive been puking my guts out for the better half of three days now. The names, I thought this was going to some movie/TV show I was not familiar with. Since no one has commented on them, I guess they dont. idk, maybe a video would work better. 544

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