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Song Parodies -> "This Plane is Mine!"

Original Song Title:

"The Boy Is Mine"

Original Performer:

Brandy/Monica

Parody Song Title:

"This Plane is Mine!"

Parody Written by:

Trell Brown

The Lyrics

A showdown between two American Singapore Airlines pilots arguing over who will get to fly a Boeing 747-400, AKA "The Spirit of Jazmin Hines"
Andrew - Excuse me, sir can I please talk to you for a minute?
Todd - Yeah sure you know you look kind of familiar, sir.
Andrew - Yeah you do to, but I just wanted to know do you fly the "Spirit of Jazmin Hines"?
Todd- Oh yeah definitely , she flies like an angel
Andrew- Well I just want to let you that it's mine.
Todd - Huh no no it's mine, mine, doe you hear me, MINE!
Chorus:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The plane is mine
I'm sorry that you
seem to be confused
He belongs to me
Jaz-min is mine

Andrew:
Think its time we got this straight
Sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could be
on this flight-are you insane?

Todd:
But see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
But you're blind if you can't see
That I fly Jazmin all the time

Andrew:
See I tried to hesitate
I didn't want to say what she told me
she said that you were on this plane
flying to Detroit, Aint that a shame

Todd:
But maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how she could
Wanna change something thats so good
All my expertise was all it took
(The plane is mine)

Chorus:
You need to give it up
Had about enough (Enough)
Its not hard to see
The plane is mine (plane is mine)
I'm sorry that you (Sorry that you)
Seem to be confused (Confused)
It belongs to me
Jaz-min is mine

Andrew:
Must you drink the way you do
You keep on acting like a fool
You need to know its them not me
And if you didn't know it's cause it's true

Todd:
I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
that plane is a part of my life
I know its twisting you inside

Andrew:
You make me want to puke
What I have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape
I can tell the real plane from the fake

Todd:
When will you get the picture
Your the past I'm the future
Get away from my goddamn plane
If you didn't know this jet is mine

Chorus:
You need to give it up
Had about enough (Enough)
It's not hard to see
The plane is mine (To see the plane is mine)
I'm sorry that you (Sorry that you)
Seem to be confused (Seem to be confused)
it belongs to me (it belongs to me the plane is mine)
The boy is mine

Todd:
You can't destroy this job I have
Your drinking i will not allow
The plane is mine without a doubt
Singapore Airlines says I fly!

Andrew:
What makes you think that they want you
When I'm the one that started here first
The special place thats in my heart
This plane was my love right from the start

(Todd) Give it on up
(Andrew) Had about enough
(Todd) It's not hard to see
(Andrew) The boy is mine oh ah...
(Todd) I'm sorry that you
(Andrew) Seem to be confused
(Todd) it belongs to me
(Andrew) No no. You need to give it up
(Todd) About enough
(Andrew) It's not hard to see
(Todd) The plane is mine
(Andrew) Mine...oh mine
(Todd) You seem to be confused
(Andrew) it belongs to me

(Andrew) The plane is mine, not yours
(Todd) But mine
(Andrew) Not yours
(Todd) But mine
(Andrew) Not yours
(Todd) But mine

I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It belongs to me
Jaz-min is mine!

[todd walks off] [Sreams at Andrew]

"ASSHOLE!"
Singapore Airlines is now the Airline of the year folks Site name

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
The concept is great, but the execution leaves some to be desired. 444. I personally think you left a bit too much of the original song in the parody, you fell right through with your 'boy is mine' instead of 'plane is mine' in the forth chorus. But keep at it, don't sweat it. 'Boy is mine' is a good duet to parody, a lot of duets can be turned to the parodist's advantage in hilarious ways.
Michael Pacholek - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I was hoping this was going to be another "Snakes On a Plane" parody. Maybe I should get "Lost."
dimmaggio - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
i love this song lol fly that plane

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